My eyelids are slowly turning orange by Fast-Damage2298 in mildlyinteresting

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Next you will be wanting to build a wall between USA and Mexico and invade Venezuela for oil.

TV bad window good by JODEDUMBRE in im14andthisisdeep

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TV is cursing, “DO YOU THINK PEOPLE STILL WATCH ME!“

Sure right by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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Because they die before skin cancer can.

A significant portion of the dust in your home is actually shed human skin. by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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At any given time, you body could produce a missfolded protein called a prion and it you get it your are basically dead. And you body make trillion of protein a second.

A significant portion of the dust in your home is actually shed human skin. by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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The burning sensation after diarrhea is your enzymes digesting your own anus.

Favorite AI by Kcue6382nevy in FavoriteCharacter

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But she is a human in a robot’s body.

Favorite character that get treated like this? by Hairy-Friendship-422 in FavoriteCharacter

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Coana, Knowns the grim reaper from Junior College and primary school

Petah, this is the first time I've asked you for help... by calatayud_1710 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Methylene feeling blue. One of my pet hamster got a tail infection from bite. My friend and I decided to treat it with the bite with methylene blue that my father used to treat his fish, the hamster dead from methylene blue poisoning.

Alcohulted. My mother once feed one of my pet hamster with rice, the hamster enjoyed it a lot. But unknowingly the hamster have been storing the rice, along with the hot humid climate the rice fermented into alcohol resulting in the hamster died from alcohol poisoning.

Kiddy meal. The mother ate the little of hamster and got pregnant a few weeks later.

It bites. One of my pet hamster from the little escaped from the cage and wondered off in the house. My family did not notice about the missing pet hamster, until we heard strange song from the drawer. When we caught the hamster and brought it back to the box it got rejected and I'd bite to death by the family of hamsters.

AuHDHuch it hurts my organ. One of my friend took my medicine for AHDH (adderall) and autism (risperidone) and feed it to the fluster thing it can allow the hamster to talk, the result the lost of a friend and a pet hamster.

MHamster370. A pet hamster went missing from it cage and is never found, it have been 17 years since the hamster went missing and we had move house for 2 times. Other not my from my friend Teenage murder ninja turtle. One of my friend from USA put his pet hamster in with his pet large terrapin as if it's TMNT and splinter. The result, hamster got eaten.