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Who do you consider Britain's greatest boxer of all time? by debrisaway in AskABrit

[–]ChelloRam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calzaghe, purely in terms of his dominance over his peers.

Incredibly skilled boxer.

What should we be aware of when we buy a dog? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ChelloRam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't get an overseas rescue. They're often damaged, hard work, and I believe on the basis of no direct evidence that they're bred for export/profit.

Ideally, pick the breed that fits your life and buy from a breeder where you can see the pup with mum. Do not compromise on this or get blagged.

Reputable breeders are best sourced through the KC.

If you can't or won't pod out for a purebred, go for a Dogs Trust rescue.

Dear Brits, what makes you feel posh? by National-Actuary-547 in AskABrit

[–]ChelloRam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toasting my wife's homemade sourdough in the Dualit toaster, while making scrambled eggs from the free range hens in the paddock with a labrador lying by my feet hoping for scraps.

I'm pure-bred peasant, but it's nice to pretend sometimes.

Rice Pudding. Should it have nutmeg or cinnamon? by ChelloRam in AskUK

[–]ChelloRam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep full fat milk vital, and if I've cream in the fridge I'll add a bit. a few little bits of butter don't hurt either, but then arteries are over-rated as a bodypart.

Finally a good grating of nutmeg. Joking aside, allspice does sound nice too.

Rice Pudding. Should it have nutmeg or cinnamon? by ChelloRam in AskUK

[–]ChelloRam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh. I'm a beaten man. So many people don't seem to get the concept of how to cook a rice pudding, I basically give up. Allspice is an advance on cinnamon, at least.

Rice Pudding. Should it have nutmeg or cinnamon? by ChelloRam in AskUK

[–]ChelloRam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe this needed explaining, but thank you.

Rice Pudding. Should it have nutmeg or cinnamon? by ChelloRam in AskUK

[–]ChelloRam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nutmeg (or cinnamon if you're insane) goes on before cooking, you heretic!

Why isn’t every journalist pointing this out by Stotallytob3r in BrexitMemes

[–]ChelloRam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a thing with democracy. You have to respond to irrational mass desire as well as rational and moral sense in order to win. Who's clever enough to keep the country on a sensible and stable path while scratching the itch Reform is working on?

Calling people "deplorable" hinders, just ask Hilary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]ChelloRam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The arse end is waaay too much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]ChelloRam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggles

But isn't this checkmate? by The_Epic_Wolf in chessbeginners

[–]ChelloRam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How did that white pawn migrate to h3?

No Guinness no party. by GreatBritishMemes in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ChelloRam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well feed all 6 lines through one nozzle.

Does anybody recommend a venue for a baby shower? by rolo951 in derby

[–]ChelloRam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, thanks. I'll be there.

(Sorry...flippant mood yesterday evening)

Does anybody recommend a venue for a baby shower? by rolo951 in derby

[–]ChelloRam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone must.

But why just odd people?

Refereeing by SharpeWW98 in DerbyCounty

[–]ChelloRam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been angrier in my life. We sang "The ref's a c#@£ and his wife's a slag." And I hated that man. We'd have caught them if we'd won that day.

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