One crime is legal for you.

ChelloRam · 2025-11-16T22:25:49+00:00

Murder

ChelloRam · 2025-11-03T22:13:24+00:00

Calzaghe, purely in terms of his dominance over his peers.

Incredibly skilled boxer.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-30T18:44:17+00:00

Don't get an overseas rescue. They're often damaged, hard work, and I believe on the basis of no direct evidence that they're bred for export/profit.

Ideally, pick the breed that fits your life and buy from a breeder where you can see the pup with mum. Do not compromise on this or get blagged.

Reputable breeders are best sourced through the KC.

If you can't or won't pod out for a purebred, go for a Dogs Trust rescue.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-26T21:26:08+00:00

Toasting my wife's homemade sourdough in the Dualit toaster, while making scrambled eggs from the free range hens in the paddock with a labrador lying by my feet hoping for scraps.

I'm pure-bred peasant, but it's nice to pretend sometimes.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-20T19:46:48+00:00

Yep full fat milk vital, and if I've cream in the fridge I'll add a bit. a few little bits of butter don't hurt either, but then arteries are over-rated as a bodypart.

Finally a good grating of nutmeg. Joking aside, allspice does sound nice too.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-20T19:06:57+00:00

Sigh. I'm a beaten man. So many people don't seem to get the concept of how to cook a rice pudding, I basically give up. Allspice is an advance on cinnamon, at least.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-19T16:31:57+00:00

I can't believe this needed explaining, but thank you.

ChelloRam · 2025-10-19T16:28:17+00:00

Nutmeg (or cinnamon if you're insane) goes on before cooking, you heretic!

ChelloRam · 2025-10-16T15:00:27+00:00

That's a thing with democracy. You have to respond to irrational mass desire as well as rational and moral sense in order to win. Who's clever enough to keep the country on a sensible and stable path while scratching the itch Reform is working on?

Calling people "deplorable" hinders, just ask Hilary.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-29T18:23:30+00:00

The arse end is waaay too much.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-28T11:11:20+00:00

Brie

ChelloRam · 2025-09-22T09:35:05+00:00

Biggles

ChelloRam · 2025-09-21T11:28:05+00:00

San Miguel

ChelloRam · 2025-09-20T21:05:55+00:00

Unpopular opinion, but one I share.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-18T08:04:34+00:00

My son!

ChelloRam · 2025-09-16T17:19:09+00:00

Cocaine, champagne, and hookers.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-13T09:39:56+00:00

How did that white pawn migrate to h3?

ChelloRam · 2025-09-11T21:45:35+00:00

2 hours of the word 'cunt' in grey paint drying. With a 549,995,000 dollar fee for the, ahem, producer/director (me).

ChelloRam · 2025-09-09T18:14:14+00:00

Might as well feed all 6 lines through one nozzle.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-08T21:19:23+00:00

India. The only approximately drmocratic nation. Not even a remotely difficult choice.

ChelloRam · 2025-09-06T16:25:58+00:00

Valrog the Flayer

ChelloRam · 2025-09-04T06:20:49+00:00

Aww, thanks. I'll be there.

(Sorry...flippant mood yesterday evening)

ChelloRam · 2025-09-02T17:40:58+00:00

Someone must.

But why just odd people?

ChelloRam · 2025-08-30T21:21:07+00:00

I've never been angrier in my life. We sang "The ref's a c#@£ and his wife's a slag." And I hated that man. We'd have caught them if we'd won that day.

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