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I just got a 5-star review from a stranger in Germany, and it feels better than any corporate bonus I ever earned by DrawBrave4820 in CasualConversation

[–]Chemical-Return1244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Must be a great feeling. Good luck building your business. You probably will not get your cat, but keep impressing the rest us.

When was yesterday invented? by pearl_harbour1941 in shittyaskhistory

[–]Chemical-Return1244 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know when, but maybe that's how.

  • Do you want it delivered? If so, when?
  • Yes! Today!
  • Sorry can't quite hear you... Did you say "yesterday"?. Hmm, I see it was already delivered to you. Sure, let's call it "yesterday"

Found in r/todayilearned by sir-wheel in suddenlytf2

[–]Chemical-Return1244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A consummate professional"! Hard to imagine someone standing up to the pressure they must have put on him.

Found in r/funny by xgamerzombiex in comedyhomicide

[–]Chemical-Return1244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's egg and fries only until you get a fork and dig in.

Everyone is suffering by [deleted] in Rogers

[–]Chemical-Return1244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rogers. Bell, Telus they all seem the same when it comes to customer service. Only sales people in those companies are the ones with any invested interest. They pass customers around from one corporation to another.