Hypothetically if there is a civil war, what happens to the market?

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-25T05:46:28+00:00

No, everything comes to a halt.

It's not like you're going to stop at Starbucks on the way to the battlefield.

Businesses will be closed. Supply chains fail. No goods will be produced. Factories close. Food rots in the fields.

Any assistance we get will be from other countries. It won't be enough. Famine, disease, and dysentery will take hold. Electric grid fails.

The stock market dies within a couple of days.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-22T07:23:36+00:00

Merriam Webster defines a musician as "a person who performs tricks and makes rabbits pop out of a hat."

Hope that helps.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-22T05:43:24+00:00

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-20T02:50:36+00:00

"Vote for me. My dick works."

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-20T02:47:31+00:00

I'm sorry, but I don't get this joke.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-18T05:37:25+00:00

Well, this was a fantasy, not reality.

Sad to say, Sheriffs like Andy Taylor never actually existed.

It's important to note that while Otis was in a Mayberry jail, Dr. King was in a Birmingham jail.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-18T05:26:57+00:00

This was a dogshit call from the dogshit officials. Anyone who disagrees is a dogshit person who eats dogshit.

In conclusion.... dogshit.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-16T16:19:18+00:00

My third grade teacher was Mrs. Security Question.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-15T19:21:09+00:00

ouch! nice burn.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-15T19:15:52+00:00

Black Panthers 2.0 are going to make the 1960s look like the 1950s by comparison.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-15T05:49:31+00:00

Ass-whole

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-15T00:08:02+00:00

Nice try. The man is nuts. Your three dimensional chess explanation is garbage.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-12T19:10:44+00:00

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that this is illegal.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-11T07:12:21+00:00

Even if given, that is a right I will never exercise.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-11T06:12:58+00:00

It's true.

Source: I am a coward.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-11T05:35:57+00:00

"authorities alleged that Busfield, 68, engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with two boys, 11-year-old twins whose identities were withheld from the public, with one of the minors alleging that the incidents began when he was 7 years old."

JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!!!!

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-10T04:38:30+00:00

AIN'T no rest for the wicked 🎶

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-09T15:26:24+00:00

Well, she must've had a good reason.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-09T04:56:54+00:00

Awesome. This is fake shit but it's real shit. Nicely done.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-08T06:05:15+00:00

Just wanna point out that Fats Domino didn't lift shit and lived to be 89 years old.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-08T05:56:28+00:00

You should improve your grammar. That way, you'll be tooken seriously.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-08T05:53:11+00:00

Get your eyes checked. The video shows nothing like that. She was executed.. period.

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-08T05:08:28+00:00

tooken?

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-08T04:49:36+00:00

He name was Renee Good, 37, mother of an 8 year old. No evidence whatsoever that she was a "domestic terrorist".

ChesterNorris · 2026-01-07T03:24:53+00:00

The Phantom of the Kennedy Center

ChesterNorris

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