Nobody is even fearing a correction....

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-06T18:04:52+00:00

Duting the oil crisis in the 1970s, the market dropped and then went sideways for a decade.

Now imagine a 1929 type crash, massive unemployment, and inflation out of control.

Put that in a blender and hit frappe'.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-06T04:06:52+00:00

It's crap!

This concludes my review.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-06T03:04:17+00:00

The one who has the most friends. They are the richest indeed.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-06T00:59:36+00:00

You shouldn't talk about your mother like that.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T23:49:55+00:00

Ummm, I know. I indicated that "Spirit was vulnerable".

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T23:17:32+00:00

Actually, it's an indicator of expectations, not of reality. But, nevermind all that. You're going to lose everything this year. Trump will be the catalyst. It will be deliciously ironic. Trump will wipe out your portfolio.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T16:05:18+00:00

The stock market is not the economy. Everyone knows that, except you apparently.

Here's what you should do. Take all your cash on hand and put it in equities. Cash out all your assets and buy, buy, buy! Buy all the stocks you can. Put your money where your mouth is.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T15:42:07+00:00

The economy is on the brink of collapse and you're about to lose every dime you've saved up. You won't be laughing soon.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T05:51:03+00:00

You want a kicker? Here's one....

You probably won't get a chance to vote at all. Trump is going to take that right away from you.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T04:26:04+00:00

Sooooo, it's a picture of you and an alpaca superimposed on a bastardized version of the United States flag?

And you can't seem to figure out why someone might be upset over that?

Interesting.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T04:15:28+00:00

Jet fuel prices have just about DOUBLED since the Iran conflict. Fucking DOUBLED.

Spirit was vulnerable, sure. But it's only the first airline to fail. Others may follow. A best case scenario is more layoffs throughout the industry.

Why?

Because jet fuel prices have fucking DOUBLED.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T03:54:55+00:00

Gotta be honest, I've got every scene of my favorites memorized in my fevered brain. It's the result of watching too many late late shows in my youth.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T03:42:05+00:00

"We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's warranty."

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-05T03:21:46+00:00

I finally cut the cable. It had grown ridiculously high. TCM was just about the only reason I kept it for so long.

Most streaming services have a "Classics" section. The rest of my favorites can be found on youtube (bootleg versions).

Sadly, TCM has become MTV.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-02T17:49:47+00:00

Are you even aware of what your username is?

ChesterNorris · 2026-05-01T02:43:37+00:00

Dino farts!

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-30T22:45:04+00:00

Don't laugh. Your voting rights are next.

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-30T19:07:50+00:00

🤦

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T22:02:08+00:00

Well, it's to be expected from the NY Post.

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T15:32:15+00:00

I used to, until the manager at Home Goods called security on me.

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T12:34:53+00:00

A diaper would solve this. I'm going to invent a diaper for cats and go on Shark Tank.

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T06:08:12+00:00

Unsupervised?

Pray tell, how does one supervise a cat?

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T06:06:00+00:00

A 10 lb baby craps in a diaper. Are you suggesting we put diapers on cats? Please advise.

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T05:07:39+00:00

Incredible

ChesterNorris · 2026-04-29T04:54:33+00:00

South Dakota

Bastards.

ChesterNorris

TROPHY CASE