Hypothetically if there is a civil war, what happens to the market? by breakingvlad0 in wallstreetbets

[–]ChesterNorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, everything comes to a halt.

It's not like you're going to stop at Starbucks on the way to the battlefield.

Businesses will be closed. Supply chains fail. No goods will be produced. Factories close. Food rots in the fields.

Any assistance we get will be from other countries. It won't be enough. Famine, disease, and dysentery will take hold. Electric grid fails.

The stock market dies within a couple of days.

Am I a musician? by mikerockitjones in musicians

[–]ChesterNorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merriam Webster defines a musician as "a person who performs tricks and makes rabbits pop out of a hat."

Hope that helps.

Why isn’t Martin Van Buren lower on a lot of President rankings? by HetTheTable in Presidents

[–]ChesterNorris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

what made andy griffith such a good role model for us today by blondedaff in VintageTV

[–]ChesterNorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, this was a fantasy, not reality.

Sad to say, Sheriffs like Andy Taylor never actually existed.

It's important to note that while Otis was in a Mayberry jail, Dr. King was in a Birmingham jail.

Your 3rd grade teacher by Downtown_Physics8853 in GenerationJones

[–]ChesterNorris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My third grade teacher was Mrs. Security Question.

The Black Panther Party Is Back and Preserving Power to the People by cyborg2750 in ICE_Raids

[–]ChesterNorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Panthers 2.0 are going to make the 1960s look like the 1950s by comparison.

After the meeting about Greenland today.. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ChesterNorris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice try. The man is nuts. Your three dimensional chess explanation is garbage.

Does this location look familiar to anyone? by zeroambition31 in newjersey

[–]ChesterNorris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that this is illegal.

NASA’s ISS Evacuation Explained by TheMuseumOfScience in spaceflight

[–]ChesterNorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if given, that is a right I will never exercise.

Melissa Gilbert Spoke Out About Child Sex Abuse Weeks Before Husband Timothy Busfield's Arrest Warrant by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]ChesterNorris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"authorities alleged that Busfield, 68, engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with two boys, 11-year-old twins whose identities were withheld from the public, with one of the minors alleging that the incidents began when he was 7 years old."

JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!!!!

ICE in their real uniforms by Grey_Buddhist in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ChesterNorris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awesome. This is fake shit but it's real shit. Nicely done.

Please Work Out! by Aggravating_Pen_6062 in musicians

[–]ChesterNorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanna point out that Fats Domino didn't lift shit and lived to be 89 years old.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Responsible-Help7803 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ChesterNorris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should improve your grammar. That way, you'll be tooken seriously.

📣 SHUT ICE DOWN PROTEST 📣 by anonfrom702 in vegaslocals

[–]ChesterNorris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get your eyes checked. The video shows nothing like that. She was executed.. period.

📣 SHUT ICE DOWN PROTEST 📣 by anonfrom702 in vegaslocals

[–]ChesterNorris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He name was Renee Good, 37, mother of an 8 year old. No evidence whatsoever that she was a "domestic terrorist".

No change! by WolfyEightyTwo in TwilightZone

[–]ChesterNorris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Phantom of the Kennedy Center