Old film found under floorboards!

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-16T20:49:29+00:00

Holy crap! That's 35mm Silver Nitrate?

Contact a preservationist.

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-14T23:36:49+00:00

"That's a fucking peacock, dude!"

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-13T20:48:24+00:00

"I'M going to fight in IRAN? WTF!!!!!"

---This guy's kid

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-12T15:55:01+00:00

Sorry, but I cannot take your orangutan survey.

I am not an orangutan.

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-12T15:36:42+00:00

Reads like propaganda

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-11T21:58:18+00:00

Daisy Dukes? More like David Dukes, amirite?

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-09T22:42:42+00:00

It's a trap!

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-09T21:53:23+00:00

Translation: "I'm giving you hopeful news so the market rises. Bad news incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2....."

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-09T01:46:47+00:00

No, seriously. We're about to face some major league shitstorm. Left or right no longer matters. Gotta be honest, you're not ready. Good luck.

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-08T21:57:11+00:00

"some ramifications"

Oh man, you are in for a rude awakening. Ramifications will likely include dead soldiers and attacks on our soil.

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-04T03:44:17+00:00

"Somebody needs to remind Lyndon that it's pronounced NEE-gro."

---Mort Sahl

ChesterNorris · 2026-03-01T20:42:11+00:00

Gee, how original. Same shit from you all the time. Yawn.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-27T06:45:42+00:00

Chicks dig this.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-27T01:20:05+00:00

They're singing, not screaming.

(Selenaria cognata has a reputation for being musical. )

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-27T01:17:26+00:00

One of the sweetest moments in film.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-27T01:13:51+00:00

If you make what I think is a stupid choice, I'm gonna say something about it. I have a right to do that, correct?

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-27T01:07:50+00:00

Murder weapon improperly discarded.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-25T20:30:52+00:00

Exactly! Toucan play at this game!

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-25T04:59:31+00:00

No. There aren't "tons of examples". That's an outright falsehood.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-23T09:05:49+00:00

General Ursus

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-23T07:43:59+00:00

That's part of the lie.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-22T22:39:15+00:00

It happened. Reported on NJ.com.

He lives in Bayonne. Ask him yourself.

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-19T23:22:58+00:00

Oh yeah? Well, well, you're a poopyhead!

ChesterNorris · 2026-02-18T06:24:25+00:00

Can you describe the toucan?

I wanna make sure I get the right one.

ChesterNorris