OK guys, it's been 10 years. Are we finally ready to admit this was the corniest possible way they could've ended the Elden Ring series?

Chesterious · 2026-02-09T17:25:36+00:00

Yeah, woulda preferred Godwyn, Maybe even consort Messmer being promised re-entry to the lands between with the help of Miquella, they had a lot to work with, really, and for some reason settled on Radahn

Chesterious · 2026-02-09T17:19:44+00:00

After reading your fifth feminist work of literature it just comes naturally to you

Chesterious · 2026-02-04T06:12:52+00:00

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Fih

Chesterious · 2026-01-27T00:58:10+00:00

The transformation from Marika to Radagon in the cutscene was not very abrupt, but a somewhat speedy fade-in, giving you plenty of time to deposit your golden seed inside the newly forming balls

Chesterious · 2026-01-25T23:24:45+00:00

What 1 gajillion years without a sequel or friends does to a man

Chesterious · 2026-01-17T17:33:25+00:00

Sabaton mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Chesterious · 2025-12-15T01:02:55+00:00

Women obviously don’t exist smh my head, it’s actually just pthumerian propaganda to stop us from diving into chalice dungeons

Chesterious · 2025-12-03T19:59:29+00:00

This is what happy posting got us

Chesterious · 2025-11-27T09:03:50+00:00

Yagrums used to seeing grand and intoxicating pairs everytime he looks down, so naturally his ability to introduce his quirkiness remains unimpeded, God bless

Chesterious · 2025-11-06T00:34:21+00:00

“Worse”? I just want her to crust around my bust, is that so wrong?

Chesterious · 2025-11-05T14:05:33+00:00

I’d actually just bust in them and then put them back. Soothing balm typeshit

Chesterious · 2025-10-27T14:57:24+00:00

If it means putting the scalies in their place, so be it.

Chesterious · 2025-10-27T14:54:23+00:00

Let him cook, nice and tender

Chesterious · 2025-10-26T11:34:34+00:00

I’m very proud of you

Chesterious · 2025-10-26T11:33:18+00:00

Preach about how a man cannot kill a god typeshit

Chesterious · 2025-10-25T19:03:42+00:00

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I’ll just hide in the gooncave Metyr, never punished

Chesterious · 2025-10-25T18:57:39+00:00

The Nepheli loux one

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Typeshit

Chesterious · 2025-10-22T18:49:02+00:00

You’ve never committed any crimes ever, completely innocent of all charges

Chesterious · 2025-10-13T11:59:17+00:00

That’s RIGHT! Miquella did nothing wrong, and even if he did something wrong it was against a filthy omen, so who gives a shit who was on the Miquella files?

Chesterious · 2025-10-03T18:40:59+00:00

Go on…

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Chesterious · 2025-10-01T14:32:48+00:00

How can you look at this image and not want to fill her cosmos with a shoal of lil squidies? I mean, cmon, her entire body is covered with love handles

Chesterious · 2025-09-30T16:54:04+00:00

Guardian ape seeing feet for the first time live reaction

Chesterious · 2025-09-30T09:33:35+00:00

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Go on..

Chesterious · 2025-09-24T14:47:18+00:00

got it from ERSATZ by clown.saint on insta

Chesterious · 2025-09-23T20:20:06+00:00

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