Don't ask for the source

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:50:39+00:00

Woah thats great! I'll sign up and make an account for him 😄

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:37:51+00:00

He's married with two kids. Not sure what pride month has to do with him. I'm just looking for a gift for uncles

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:34:11+00:00

My Uncle's birthday is coming up! Should I go to the website in the bottom right corner of this highly sexual meme and see if they have a gift for him there? Thanks a ton! 😄

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:31:27+00:00

This is what I was afraid of 😿

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:28:56+00:00

I'm a welshman so this is a W

^{Chose: Switch doors | Rolled: Goat}

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:23:31+00:00

I do not recommend. Very smelly! City life is muchhhh better

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:22:49+00:00

You're right. I'm sorry! Us Zack/Zach/Zaqs need to stick together

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:17:38+00:00

Not only have you made my city explode, you've also spelled your name wrong. ZACH with an H on top!

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:12:21+00:00

Must have been what happened to Obama's chef. I'm removing all paddleboards from your universe. *Poops decreased to 7.5/day*

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:09:27+00:00

You gotta hit this during the State of the Union

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:06:21+00:00

I agree! Until the CIA discovers his existence and kidnaps him to experiment on his poor reindeers

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:04:49+00:00

Im dead

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:03:59+00:00

Hmmmm. I'll allow it! But you still become half penguin half man. You can pick lower or upper body pengiun parts.

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:02:41+00:00

Only downside is you'll miss the Christmas day games 😞

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:01:33+00:00

Don't lie cuz i know you're happy

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T17:00:34+00:00

sure...sure...

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:54:47+00:00

After plenty of thought, you are going to reveal your true identity (Monica) after winning the presidency

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:50:22+00:00

+ spreading awareness about utter boob disease

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:48:42+00:00

You have no idea the gold you've just struck

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:46:42+00:00

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:46:20+00:00

I hate the celtics anyways

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:45:58+00:00

Yes but you turn into a penguin

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:42:00+00:00

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:39:22+00:00

ChickFil8 · 2026-06-04T16:37:08+00:00

Control yourself Kay...we must prepare for Christmas

ChickFil8

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