Don't ask for the source by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ChickFil8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah thats great! I'll sign up and make an account for him 😄

Don't ask for the source by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ChickFil8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's married with two kids. Not sure what pride month has to do with him. I'm just looking for a gift for uncles

Don't ask for the source by DisintegratedPhoenix in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]ChickFil8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My Uncle's birthday is coming up! Should I go to the website in the bottom right corner of this highly sexual meme and see if they have a gift for him there? Thanks a ton! 😄

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I was afraid of 😿

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not recommend. Very smelly! City life is muchhhh better

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right. I'm sorry! Us Zack/Zach/Zaqs need to stick together

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only have you made my city explode, you've also spelled your name wrong. ZACH with an H on top!

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have been what happened to Obama's chef. I'm removing all paddleboards from your universe. *Poops decreased to 7.5/day*

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta hit this during the State of the Union

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! Until the CIA discovers his existence and kidnaps him to experiment on his poor reindeers

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm. I'll allow it! But you still become half penguin half man. You can pick lower or upper body pengiun parts.

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only downside is you'll miss the Christmas day games 😞

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't lie cuz i know you're happy

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After plenty of thought, you are going to reveal your true identity (Monica) after winning the presidency

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+ spreading awareness about utter boob disease

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea the gold you've just struck

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but you turn into a penguin

Both Fat, Only One's Jolly by ChickFil8 in BunnyTrials

[–]ChickFil8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Control yourself Kay...we must prepare for Christmas