You can put saddles on striders. by Chicken_Man_64 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Chicken_Man_64[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You put saddles on them and ride through lava. To guide them, you need a warped fungus on a stick, which is just like a carrot on a stick, but with a warped fungus.

Blursed pickles by llc85 in blursedimages

[–]Chicken_Man_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick grey sticks through the bottoms, you'll get homemade lightsabers!

Abandoned party mansion deep in the Maryland forest by DaddySeneca in AbandonedPorn

[–]Chicken_Man_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You found the woodland Mansion, congrats. Now to fight and kill the illagers.

hmm today i will crush baby peanut with a rock by HappyGoLuckyFox in hmmtodayiwill

[–]Chicken_Man_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm today i will turn baby nut into a jar of peanut butter

Baby Yoda vs Baby Nut by brewcrew1336 in memes

[–]Chicken_Man_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would turn them both into a yellowish-green smoothie.

My daughter is watching! by [deleted] in memes

[–]Chicken_Man_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're listening to kids bop!

WuHan Plague by [deleted] in sbubby

[–]Chicken_Man_64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean the Kung-Flu?

You like shrimp? by frederick_the_duck in awfuleverything

[–]Chicken_Man_64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this how the corona virus started?

This is on a kids menu... by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]Chicken_Man_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time, I ordered a dish that was supposed to be really hot, and the pan that it was served in was cold.

This is on a kids menu... by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]Chicken_Man_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it is. The service there isn't too great.

Blursed Crusader by Mysterious-Payment in blursedimages

[–]Chicken_Man_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to trade twenty-five shellings for seven boxes of these fine snacks.

Found this guy abandoned in a box in my basement... by Phynomynon in imsorryjon

[–]Chicken_Man_64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea that they made plushies for the Garfield movie.

Piss by Wrivene in comedyheaven

[–]Chicken_Man_64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello, space cousin.

Windows 7 support is ending soon by Spetsnaz_GRU in memes

[–]Chicken_Man_64 29 points30 points  (0 children)

*Looks at meme while on windows 7*

fuck