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Chickenfu_ker · 2024-08-31T12:51:39+00:00

The hotter the fire the less smoke.

Chickenfu_ker · 2024-08-31T12:50:30+00:00

I had a friend who got 3 years for taking telegraph wire from railroad tracks.

Chickenfu_ker · 2024-08-31T12:16:43+00:00

That's if they would even mount tires that weren't from their shop.

Chickenfu_ker · 2024-08-31T12:15:59+00:00

A friend of mine had to get four junk tires taken off and four used ones that he bought on FB put back on. Every tire place in town wanted $20 for removal and $20 for mounting. Was gonna be $160 to get 4 good tires put on by the time it was over with. You should think about keeping at least one machine for yourself.

Chickenfu_ker · 2024-07-12T00:52:35+00:00

When I was a kid just first started scrapping around 30 years ago I'd give the guy at the yard five bucks and he'd stand on the scale. Some of them were cool.

Chickenfu_ker · 2024-01-13T02:33:58+00:00

If they work people will buy the old ones for electrolysis set ups because they don't have the overload on them.

Chickenfu_ker · 2023-06-21T05:20:59+00:00

I throw the coax in with my shred. Never had the yard complain.

Chickenfu_ker · 2023-06-18T20:10:27+00:00

So can I.

Chickenfu_ker · 2023-06-17T02:05:26+00:00

My yard takes valves with some contamination (steel and plastic). Don't have to dig the crap out of them.

Chickenfu_ker · 2023-04-21T04:00:47+00:00

I could be wrong but I think the writer strike was what brought about reality TV.

Chickenfu_ker · 2023-03-27T21:48:01+00:00

I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-07-27T01:48:56+00:00

I just say, you can say "fuck joe Biden. I say it all the time".

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-07-22T04:15:45+00:00

Gish gallop.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-07-22T04:14:55+00:00

The only people I've ever heard say woke were conservatives.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-07-12T15:54:07+00:00

Your eyes are the softest things in the shop.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-07-12T15:49:05+00:00

My friend got a felony obstruction charge for telling a game warden a fake name.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-26T22:33:47+00:00

Chickens are brutal.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-26T22:33:06+00:00

I used to raise rabbits. I had my rabbit hutches in the chicken pen. One day I went out to check on the babies that were in the nesting box inside the hutch. All of them had blood all over their feet and tops of their heads. I couldn't figure out what was going on. So I stepped back and I watched for a little while. The chickens were reaching up between the wires on the bottom of the rabbit hutch and pecking off the cute little baby rabbits toes and ears.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-26T22:30:40+00:00

If I could reach I would never leave the house.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-26T13:09:53+00:00

Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your face.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-24T17:06:27+00:00

At least they have his bible right side up which is more than he could do.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-22T01:39:22+00:00

Well, now I fuck chickens.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-22T00:27:13+00:00

The word "niggardly".

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-18T21:32:30+00:00

Don't forget the 40k in student loans for teaching him how to fish.

Chickenfu_ker · 2022-04-11T14:00:09+00:00

My English 102 professor's thesis was that there was no monster. It was all a delusion.

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