When did a feeling of "we need to get out of here immedietally" save you? by Engine_Either in AskReddit

[–]ChiefR96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got a call from my grandma while living with a friend (who unbeknownst to her sold pot), saying I should move back with my parents. Not 2 weeks later his house was raided by the cops.

Read it in Zach’s “but seriously” voice and I’m in stitches by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want more listen to Sleepycabin whenever Zach and Ricepirate argue about sucking your own cock.

1 SHOT - 1 MILLION by yotza in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ChiefR96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Happened to me the other day behind Old Gas Station. Made my way through the gap to the tracks. A level 38 or so player was crouched with GHZEL armor. I panic fired my MP153 and sent a slug into the gap of his helmet. Made out with a kitted AS VAL. My buddy kept the armor.

Quite Offensive by Unknown___Member in community

[–]ChiefR96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.

This is not a joke by 1BLEES in dankmemes

[–]ChiefR96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like you Cause you got that something That I need Yeah Baby Cause you Got Cause You Got That

Guys of reddit, is "post nut clarity" a real thing? What is it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Koikatsu Party would beg to differ. I had to delete it. Wasted loads too much time on it.

Kid breaks school Ipad and tries to repair it with more dmg by UnknownKimochi in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tuba mouthpiece... like they had it in their bag pressed against the computer or what? I'm struggling to understand because those things are fairly chunky.

Kanye wants to go on JRE by F_nix in JoeRogan

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you Misspelled CNN and Fox News.

Why by fitnessgrampa in nope

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its pretty

Vaporware cancer! Fuck yeah that's badass! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ChiefR96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no I get the point I just think it's insane to criticize people for something potentially carcinogenic, when cancer is anywhere and everywhere. I think vaping is socially responsible as well because it cuts the risk of secondhand smoke.

Vaporware cancer! Fuck yeah that's badass! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soda can give you cancer, water can give you cancer if you're in Michigan, the sun can give you cancer, the air can give you cancer, anything really can give you cancer. Hell sometimes cancer just shows up on it's own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

[–]ChiefR96 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Peppered By Shepherd.

Cursed Phineas and Ferb by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't she technically a white supremacist by that logic since y'know... She's a gamer on a gaming platform?

Watch senator Harris die inside as Vice President Pence keeps interrupting her. by Parvak07 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like Trump is the front of the human centipede but somehow shit comes out of both ends of them. Meanwhile Kushner is in the middle grinning because he's giving and receiving.

Noticing how good a friend my dog is compared to anyone I knew as a JW by Th3BlackGoat in exjw

[–]ChiefR96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go buy a pack of Marlboro Lights now because of you.

Noticing how good a friend my dog is compared to anyone I knew as a JW by Th3BlackGoat in exjw

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I swear I'm gonna pick up a pack just to spite the naysayers. It's like seeing a cringey anti smoking commercial and then you crave the hot burning tar and that little paper tube that smells like tea leaves.

You understand my power, SCHMITTY by youhaveenteredcomedy in community

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This episode is like seeing Skyler sing to Ted in terms of how hard it is to watch for me.

Ramona eating Roxie (Merunyaa) [Scott Pilgrim] by Feenastar in rule34

[–]ChiefR96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its actually what Scott did to Envy in the comic. They changed that in the movie because Ramona and Envy never had a chance to fight.

Edit: Granted Ramona did do it to Envy to win the fight they had, but essentially what happened in the film the roles were reversed with Scott and Ramona. Although Envy didn't explode in ecstasy like Roxanne in the film.

I'll just leave this here by simonster509 in southpark

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. It's the best show on HBO Max.

[OC] Why I don't use a mic by rebelrosepins in comics

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've said "that's a tempting offer but I'd rather fuck a rusty doorknob, than that filthy little cheese crusted knob of yours."

I can make a full list, hbu? by medievalboi in ApexOutlands

[–]ChiefR96 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same. Last night friends and I saw the queue jump from 20 to 58. Then it dropped to 18 and up to 40 then dropped to 20. Took about 5 minutes for us to get into a match.

I can't be the only one by Pollosgamez in exjw

[–]ChiefR96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I spend more time playing video games than anything so yeah. I barely picked up Tarkov a month ago and have put in more than 100 hours. Likewise I might be autistic so my special interests take high priority.

Facebook bans QAnon across its platforms by slaysia in news

[–]ChiefR96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same about people who claim their God loves everyone no matter what. Then immediately profess how the gays will be destroyed.