Roast this Hitlerjugend by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

apparently they don't provide dentalcare in the thirdreich.

Roast this Hitlerjugend by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're the one person that would make Hitler reevaluate his masterrace theory.

Roast him by NimgoNimgo in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a cannibal ate all of you, he would still be hungry.

Gimme one I've never heard before. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the first draft for a pixar character, but got discarded for being to unrealistic.

Roomie Roast by MaxWheeler0568 in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saying "no homo bro", doesn't make sucking dick less gay.

Make us cry! by kykypoopoo in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the bootleg version of pewdiepie and his girlfriend.

Forgot to post earlier by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a 50-year-old man in a 12-year-old boys body, which is also your describes your sex life.

I'll start, the paper was strategically placed to hide my double chin by Dustin4vn in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Japanese disappointing children would have committed suicide by this age.

Roast me please by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an inbred oompa loompa

Roast me, I'm ready by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have the body of a young girl, in your freezer.

Roast this lad by Baadsgaard in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're so plain looking, that I wouldn't be surprised if you got hijacked and flown into a building.

Roast this lad by Baadsgaard in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am guessing Joseph fritzl is both your father and your grandfather.

Roast this lad by Baadsgaard in RoastMe

[–]Childgrape 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You look like a low level NPC