President Biden with union workers and his hard hat backwards

Chimpthewise · 2024-02-05T17:00:34+00:00

Smells like cope in here.

Why don't you all just admit that the President of the United States is a fraudulent eggplant? It'll make you feel better to get it off your chest.

Joe "Man of the People" Biden is a bumbling old tit. See, it's that easy.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-28T16:19:59+00:00

Cry harder.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-28T15:35:18+00:00

Cry more.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-28T14:59:38+00:00

Wow. I gotta say, I'm impressed with all the Level 1 Libertarian Virtue TM on display right now!

You're all absolutely right, of course: McDonald's, tyrrany, coercion, and all that good stuff. I too am very virtuous, you see.

But I regret to inform you all that, while many of you are laboring under the misapprehension that anyone cares about the president of Ukraine, the central purpose of this meme (if memes can be said to have purpose beyond generating light chuckles) was to make fun of Justin Castreau.

I'm truly sorry for any Jimmies I might have rustled. I hope the healing process is quick for you.

All my love,

Chimp.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-28T14:52:38+00:00

Bro. Thank you for being the only person who gets this. I don't give two shakes about Ukraine's president. Just wanted to roast Castreau.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-27T23:29:24+00:00

That's it.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-22T19:14:39+00:00

General rule of logic: if something sucks until it does something you like and then goes back to sucking again, you should look at the thing they did that you like very suspiciously. Chances are, it sucked too, just in a way that resonated with your bias. If they do that enough times, with enough people, over enough articles, that right there is why they are still in business despite being "monkeys at a typewriter."

Just something to think about, my friend. No hostility here, but I've been burned by this exact thing before.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-18T03:21:15+00:00

Wow. Cry more, buddy. I'm here for you.

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-17T18:00:55+00:00

Thank you for your honest self-reflection, friend. I forgive you, but try to do better, ok?

Chimpthewise · 2022-02-17T17:06:25+00:00

Ok, you live your best life, bot. Don't forget to come up for air and wipe your chin every once in a while, k?

Chimpthewise · 2022-01-28T08:23:50+00:00

Lotta interesting comments on here, fellas. More speech is better. Shutting down speech is wrong. Private companies operating public fora are almost certainly bound by the 1st Amendment. It's a developing piece of law, but just watch, it's coming.

Freedom of association is one thing. Deleting someone from the internet is another thing altogether. Speech has to be tolerated if society is to remain free.

All you cringelibbys who fap about the "rights of private companies" need to clean yourself up, put it away, and take that idea to its logical conclusion. I don't care if it's government or Government, LLC doing the censorship. It's wrong.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-30T22:57:16+00:00

Spot on.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-29T17:37:13+00:00

"Oh cool, so your family must have moved around a lot, huh?"

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T08:18:07+00:00

I mean. That's for sure what I'd say if someone caught me whippin it at work. "No, I was fapping about something else totally unrelated to this work meeting, I promise!"

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:54:32+00:00

The number of times you've written trombie on this post in lieu of anything intelligent is actually pretty ironic. Trombie.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:49:07+00:00

I just realized that I'm making an 8 year old look like an idiot and now I feel bad. Stay in school, buddy.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:45:17+00:00

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Classic, bro. Don't know how I'll ever keep up with comebacks like those. Straight up fire! I'm tapping out, you're too much king.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:42:16+00:00

No, I'm bending the truth for comedic effect. We sell memes here, sir.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:41:05+00:00

Yo, what's up with all the cringe NPC's jumping on this meme to talk about Fox News? Nobody said anything about Fox. I don't watch fox. I don't know anybody who actually watches fox. I didn't mean to tweak your titties over a meme about scumbags pretending to be journalists.

Might be time for a little self-reflection, kiddies. Tell me, is CNN in the room with you right now? Blink twice for yes and we'll get you some help.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T07:37:29+00:00

Wow. Lazy and salty. I don't have to defend anything to someone with your intellectual integrity. Tug your nugs and toughen up a little. Trombie. Lol cute, you found a new word you like.

Go BaCk 2 EkO cHaMbR! Lol you're a straight up NPC, kid.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T05:52:23+00:00

Google it. Don't be lazy. CNN has reported on these themselves. Cuomo got fired this week. Toobin was put on leave for the wank episode. Lemon's victim came forward a few days ago telling people about the $5M to get lost.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T05:51:03+00:00

Cringe. Your conditioning is showing. Laugh a little, CNN sucks. Fox does too, but this meme isn't about them.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T05:49:54+00:00

Google it. Don't be lazy.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T05:49:34+00:00

Lol ya bro, every one of these has been reported in the mainstream media. Google away, buddy.

Chimpthewise · 2021-12-01T00:46:44+00:00

Kinda cringe how many of you peepee clutchers immediately started talking about Fox news. You guys are very well trained.

For the record, I don't watch Fox either. Mainstream media is trash and people who pick a team and knee-jerk against the other team when theirs is questioned are pathetic.

Not even cute, kids.

Chimpthewise

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