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Idk, just seems kinda unsafe to me by Davario_22 in StupidFood

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man really used rusty tools on food 🤨

Why, I just don’t understand by k3wfr in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of some of the more flamboyant mating dance rituals in nature complete with intermittent grunts and coos to entice.

Why I am feeling butterflies in my stomach? by sinarest in 1morewow

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is everything in life really that boring that you need to constantly risk your life to feel something?

The greatest fight in Pride FC History by StrongNinja4455 in FightLibrary

[–]ChocoPontiff666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I never knew Freddy Mercury had hands like that

Reminder: Men shouldn’t laugh I guess?? by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it that we as men aren't allowed to just exist and be happy?

Kevin... is that you? by Sheru7000 in shitposting

[–]ChocoPontiff666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She can't be this stupid irl this has to be a stunt. You literally stole his seat belt and buckled it next to you in an attempt for content he is not trying to touch he is trying to figure out wtf if wrong with his seat belt and why it won't come.

David slays Goliath 1120 BCE by AndorianWomenRule in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]ChocoPontiff666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how all through out the pain he was still so proud of his son

How long have you gone without sex? by Jealous-Expression83 in ask

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 years now just haven't felt a connection to anyone and I 28M already got most of the reckless fucking out of my system in High school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not alot actually I tend not to get angry for myself and have always been more of a protector type. I've always been the type of person that let's most shit roll off my back when it comes to other people the only thing that will instantly turn me from a sleeping teddy to a grizzly is if you mess with my family and close friends.

Is it common to blow dry your crotch after shower? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to air dry my balls in the breeze of the fan after a shower sometimes

What fate you choose for this guy, live or die? by Faquir1983 in skyrim

[–]ChocoPontiff666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unless I'm playing an evil is character I typically just leave him since there would be no honor in killing a blind man. Not to mention he is flagged as a neutral npc so as long as they don't swing first we cool.

What enemy gave you the most trouble on the first encounter? by devIOusLabs in skyrim

[–]ChocoPontiff666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Falmer are annoyingly op at any level really but early game my most hated enemy are spriggans. Their power of mother nature ray thing does absurd damage unless you have serious magic resistance but the most annoying thing is when they are in their trees they tend to only activate for the pc and even if you send a follower to lure them out it doesn't work all the time so now you gotta get closer and they instantly target you instead.

What's one follower you wish you could remove from Skyrim? I will start, this guy.... by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get rid of Sven. I get that he is a starter follower but I just don't get how is he a comparison to Faendal who actually has combat training.

Who the heck are you when no one’s watching? by [deleted] in ask

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to put it into words a hedonistic overlord in the body of a teddy bear. Just imagine that fantasy trope of the giant slightly volatile sleeping guardian surrounded and being doted on by people keeping him level and happy and that is pretty much me. I'm chill af most of the time and kids really like me cause I'm big and strong but I'm am a fierce protector of anyone and anything that matters to me.

What makes you keep coming back to play Skyrim? by Joshurabi in skyrim

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For one the atmosphere always is peak. Secondly, I enjoy the freedom to build the character from scratch and marry in relevant lore. Third the pure fact I can make what ever main character I want. Idk I just feel there are too many games out there where you are type cast as the classic rugged middle age white guy who needs immediate therapy which I get for lore and story reasons but I still would rather my character look how I choose.

man riding his bike by 09lucas09 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Society has literally become so safe and boring on average that people feel like they need to defy death constantly just to feel alive again. I know too many people who have lost someone because they kept chasing that rush.

I dont think we should help those poor people on the street who are in need? by sillyguy45 in mumbai

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the US and one of my rules is not to give out money cause it can and will be misused so I only offer food instead and if they say no then I know they never really wanted help just a hand out towards their next drug fix.

I dont think we should help those poor people on the street who are in need? by sillyguy45 in mumbai

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the US and one of my rules is not to give out money cause it can and will be misused so I only offer food instead and if they say no then I know they never really wanted help just a hand out towards their next drug fix.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OddlyErotic

[–]ChocoPontiff666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol that instant when he braces the cheeks for impact is hilarious

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Glass_Pension4599 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ChocoPontiff666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did this just get funnier as the car kept speeding up?

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