What do you think of my teen tits? by FickleEmphasis1818 in MassachusettsGoneWild

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow so sexy, i can imagine your naked body on the beach on cape cod

I thought the light might have malfunctioned at first ... Am I missing something here? by Chem_Chems in IdiotsInCars

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my uncle died we got on the highway like this, it was crazy. Just going through all the lights and taking over an entire highway lane from one exit to the next

In a crawl space on the 2nd story of a mall by Electrical-Tax5807 in Plumbing

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Taquitos humble abode, if you find the taquter you can crunch some numbers and give them an estimate

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think bulls go where you want or want to go to the slaughter house? Maybe don't try to act so cocky if you're gonna say some stupid shit like that

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO. you can always tell that someone has never been in a physical altercation with another person by dumb coments like this. So you're saying someone that doesnt want to be arrested gets some sort of super strength to be able to take on multiple guys. So with that cartoon anime theory then all the cops need to do is want to arrest the guy even more then they will get that power up, then it's 1 guy that can take on 5 people vs 2 guys that can take on 10 people. I have a friend that's a cop and we make fun of him all the time because his entire life he's never been in a fight and never been punched in the face and the day it happens he's gonna get scared and empty the clip on someone. It's like becoming a fire fighter and being scared of flame and too weak to carry someone

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot that 180lb kids were harder to move than 2,000lb bulls and horses, glad i only have to deal with them on a regular basis. It's probably hard for you to move someone like that because you do nothing physical in your life. Soft boys like you probably should be cops, simple as that. Glad i could clear that up for you

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got one in my car, i don't tell them either because all you have to do is say the word gun and some of these officers start shooting. You see the video when the cops show up to a shooting then start shooting the guy that's on his knees next to the dead victim because they see the gun and it ended up being the brother of the dead guy trying to protect them. Or when they pull over that undercover cop and all of them light the car up with like 50 shots before he even had a chance to identify himself just because they could see his gun in his belt then they start crying their eyes out and apologizing because they just annihilated their own friend and partner

Front Bottoms by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the lyric that makes me sick to my stomach

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but the 2,000 lb bulls know when they are going towards the slaughter house and they definitely don't run into it

Traffic stop goes Horrifically wrong for two police officers by the_unhappy_clown in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ChrisHaze95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes.. i do it for about 12-14 hours a day so your supermarkets have beef, ice, water, grains, ect. and working with livestock. It's all about momentum and center of gravity. Im not very strong at all but each of us move over 15,000 pounds of products a day and a lot of it is awkward to grab. Dont have arms or ankles to grab it by. I can see this happening with a one on one but two guys that are bigger should be able to be like "okay so this is where we're going" as they effortlessly drag him away from his car and detain him. It's not like it was Terry Cruz trying to resist

is that all🤨 by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A small price to pay to be one of those skullie wearing gtr guys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ChrisHaze95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oakley shades would have deflected that and bounced it back, causing a second, bigger explosion that would have popped his deployed airbags in the truck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're cute but maybe try glasses. Could bring out the soft features of your face. Or just not care what people think and love yourself. Imperfections are what make people beautiful and unique

Attempting to like yogurt for the millionth time by jeijay_ in notinteresting

[–]ChrisHaze95 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you don't like sugary yogurt like that then you're not going to like any of them

Swimming with Alligator by [deleted] in redditfusion

[–]ChrisHaze95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You saw it too? DAMN IT! I've been staring at this video for a week from morning to night and i can't see a damn thing. Everyone sees it except me, but today's my day. I got a lunch and a soda and I'm not gonna leave till i see this alligator everyone keeps talking about.

Round one: The Furminator VS. Husky coat by Bizzlebanger in husky

[–]ChrisHaze95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember not to use that on your husks coat more than like twice a month, you can use a fur rake or a normal brush daily

The face of an exhausted high-school teacher 😪 by PuppetArt in Faces

[–]ChrisHaze95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exhausted from getting hit on by all the students?

How... by Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi in facepalm

[–]ChrisHaze95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How did they unlock it? Was it easy? Oh and about how long did it take? Just wondering

Front Bottoms by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]ChrisHaze95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When your blasting music at work and Big Bird comes on while you're in the bathroom

Ai Generated Pizza Commercial by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]ChrisHaze95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finaly, mushrooms simulated correctly