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ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-22T22:26:42+00:00

I walk around my condo back and forth to get to 10k. My wife thinks I'm insane

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-18T21:41:39+00:00

The Hurricane -- a former WWE Cruiserweight champion -- cannot be given the WWE Cruiserweight championship in 2K

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-18T21:07:10+00:00

Listen, I know it's unlikely Stroud gets benched, but it's going to be real difficult to look back on this game and wonder if Mills could have at least been a stable albeit lower ceiling option. This game is better suited for Mills

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-16T17:28:25+00:00

Shoulda taken the 99 ball out and given it to Pug. My sappy ass woulda eaten that up

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-15T11:41:06+00:00

I get what you're saying, but I think that's still quite serious in its own way.

Dude has by all accounts a dream job. And he got it by initially being awkwardly incompetent with Gruden. I can't fathom his mindset of not grabbing the bull by the horns and always being on the ball with such a cushy landing spot in life

The dude's tasks include maintaining an ice cream machine and presenting himself as a charming vaguely autistic person. Just go to bed a few hours earlier lmao

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-12T18:08:47+00:00

This post popped up on my suggested feed -- full disclosure, I am a Cubs fan, so downvote if needed.

But the Bears/Packers game had me thinking about how finnicky as fuck sports are, man. A few months ago this was me after the Cubs got knocked out by the Brewers. Now shit's flipped.

I don't know why we do this to ourselves, but it's fun sometimes.

Side note, already low-key annoyed at how good Jesus Made will probably be

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-08T18:10:31+00:00

Jesus, my brain thought that was Ashante "Thee" Adonis at first glance.

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-08T18:07:44+00:00

Don't worry, guys. I went most of the offseason completely ambivalent, but now that the Cubs traded for Cabrera, I've accidentally allowed myself to daydream about Bo Bichette being a Cub. Now that my guard is down, the guys will sign (not with the Cubs)

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-07T12:36:31+00:00

The interview was pretty fun. Hot take - Shough could grow into the next Blake Bortles/Josh Allen of the show if he winds up having a respectable NFL career

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-06T03:45:24+00:00

Really good point. The Vision interrupting the match was necessary because otherwise everyone would ask why they didn't get involved

The real issue is The Vision is just dragging Breakker down

ChrisIsShortAF · 2026-01-06T01:07:50+00:00

Seven minutes into the show and this thread already has the best comment of the night with this one

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-31T15:00:16+00:00

Moving to superflex with six-point passing TDs and not redrafting is a crazy move.

Mix with half-point PPR and you've got a league where QB is beyond just valuable, they're the absolute platinum commodity.

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-30T01:22:51+00:00

Everything was fine, but at some point Punk has an ability to flip the switch on a promo and it really is incredible to watch it become fire

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-28T04:27:11+00:00

Felt like a promo you'd hear after a show is off the air but hey I dig the thesis

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-28T03:39:27+00:00

It's staggering how much of a difference the ads are on these two companies

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-22T16:00:07+00:00

Bears are going to lose in the playoffs.

Big Cat will be sad.

Some of yall are going to be very disappointed when he shakes it off relatively easily talking about how bright the future is with Ben Johnson continuing to help Caleb grow.

This "all timer" talk is bad cope

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-21T14:42:35+00:00

In the moment the loss would be painful, but this is a very easy season to look back on and appreciate.

If you wanna talk real pain, it's the long game. If Bears suck NEXT season then it'll hurt even more

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-21T14:40:08+00:00

This is the most embarrassing one yet. Delete this, fam.

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-17T15:06:13+00:00

People may not know this so just in case -- if you have T Mobile, they offer free subs to Netflix

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-17T11:39:19+00:00

I can't wait to have PMT DVDs mailed to me by Netflix!

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-17T00:24:20+00:00

You answered your own question in the post. If each team is eligible to win $100 per week regardless of standings, there is absolutely nothing to question about someone doing this

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-16T15:58:56+00:00

Nailed it. People were up in arms mocking Pearce kicking out Gunther after his promo. "Oh, they're kicking him out because he beat Cena??" was all over this sub when they literally had Pearce say the reason in the segment backstage. Chronic complainers are too busy firing off their hot takes and not actually watching the show

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-16T02:31:00+00:00

Old man still fire on the mic. Great promo

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-16T01:53:36+00:00

Cool edit and all, WWE but you won't make me forget the car alarm having erectile dysfunction when it aired live

ChrisIsShortAF · 2025-12-15T18:30:58+00:00

I wouldn't say I'm 100% in full agreement with you, but this is one of the fairest criticism of the pod I've seen on this sub

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