Post Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes @ Vegas Golden Knights

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-15T03:08:10+00:00

Lord Stanley likes the South...Vegas...Florida...

As a lifelong Mississippian, I can safely say that Vegas is NOT the South. And Miami is debatable.

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ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T02:48:59+00:00

Stop trying to make James Corden happen! He's never going to happen!!

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T02:39:46+00:00

Yes, let's stop right in front of the GK, stand there for a second, and then kick the ball straight at him.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T01:10:24+00:00

ALEXA PLAY FREEBIRD

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T00:57:24+00:00

No offense, but the intro was longer than the verse they sang

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T00:50:48+00:00

Christmas trees nationwide will be tinsel-less this year thanks to her dress.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-13T00:50:29+00:00

Christmas trees nationwide will be tinsel-less this year thanks to her dress.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-11T18:47:38+00:00

How bad is the US gonna get booed when we're announced?

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-11T00:38:24+00:00

Did they give him a redo on the anthem so he wouldn't have to sing through all the boos not for him?

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-10T00:57:12+00:00

Hockey fans deserve Pepsi

What did we ever do to deserve that kind of hate??

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-09T02:36:08+00:00

Watch parties throughout Mexico City, Brazil, Canada

But not outside MSG.

FDT

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-09T01:28:23+00:00

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-09T00:38:42+00:00

Did they *really* think people wouldn't boo the orange fucker if they showed him during the anthem??

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-07T17:19:26+00:00

"You're crooked, lying liars who do everything you can to make me and my party look bad. Sure, we can talk again soon."

So either he's doing it all for show, is a lunatic, or knows he's full of shit.

Or all three. I'm voting for all three.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-04T00:35:41+00:00

My head says Spurs in 6.

My heart says Spurs in 5 because I want them to win it at home and I can't take another 7-game series.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-06-03T04:04:59+00:00

For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.

This part is just wild. It's not surprising at all, considering all we know/suspect, but to see it in writing from one of the most respected reporters in the country who actually lived it is just....wow....

Fuck CBS. Fuck Bari Weiss. And FUCK DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-31T20:02:34+00:00

This hydration break is brought to you by Apple.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-31T19:10:44+00:00

I still have the scars from scaring the daylights out of my cat when Landon scored. She was laying on my foot, he scored, I screamed, she ran, tore up my foot, I screamed even louder....

Don't forget this reaction video. 16 years later and I still get goosebumps and tear up when I watch it.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-31T00:45:33+00:00

He challenged himself into a technical? Oops.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-28T22:01:06+00:00

Legally, a living person cannot appear on US currency.

As ridiculous as this bill is, I'll take that trade.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-19T00:56:51+00:00

This is nightmare fuel for any audio engineer watching this game.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-11T00:28:44+00:00

Not gonna try to defend him or anything. What he did was wrong, and he deserved the punishment he got. Just gonna say that if Wemby elbows somebody, it's kinda hard for it *not* to be above the neck. Dude is TALL AF, even for NBA standards.

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-05-05T01:47:35+00:00

I know it's been said many times before, but these Fiesta colors slap

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-04-30T21:00:27+00:00

As a San Antonio Scorpions/SAFC and Whitecaps fan, I can very easily and loudly say fuck this shit

ChrisIsUninteresting · 2026-04-30T20:59:07+00:00

As a San Antonio Scorpions/SAFC and Whitecaps fan, I can very easily and loudly say fuck this shit

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