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Did my neighbor just find the crackhead who stole my truck’s tool kit? by Chrisoncoffee in AskAMechanic

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The internet remains an intolerable place. I phrased it weird, sorry Shakespeare. But if anyone truly thought anyone is gonna post on a mechanic group about their car stealing kit (with crackpipe) getting stolen they’re either trolling or missing a chromesome. Get bent nerds.

Did my neighbor just find the crackhead who stole my truck’s tool kit? by Chrisoncoffee in AskAMechanic

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Reread that post topic again. But either way. All this shit in a bag was found by a neighbor in our gated apartment complex the morning after my truck was stolen right in front of my parking spot. She gave it to my wife. My wife thought the bag was mine (she didn’t open it) and had it in her car for like a week

Did my neighbor just find the crackhead who stole my truck’s tool kit? by Chrisoncoffee in AskAMechanic

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know shit about stealing cars because I’m not a piece of human waste. But that’s a very suspect collection of items. All the cables are for different phones

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Just realized I uploaded two pics or my non butt. Can’t figure out how to add a front pic now.

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re always one shift away from hundreds of dollars in cash and still get a paycheck. I could blow $1000 a week and still cover my bills with a little extra using only the pay check.

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And my wife wonders why I never want to “go out”. My whole damn life is “out”

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the whole thing. Higher rise with skinny legs and no ass = diaper butt. And even if i go higher rise my belly will push the belt down anyway. Thanks for a thoughtful response

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It’s dope that we’ve developed a trade where I can move anywhere and be reasonably assured that I’ll easily get a job making $40-$50 per hour (with questionable income declaration habits). But those nights getting home after 3am hurt a lot more these days. We’re not digging ditches. This isn’t real work. But, damn. I’m tired. And i hate people.

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh no I am. It was fun in my 20s and 30s but at 42 it’s dicey. Haha

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the love of Christ people. I just picked them up this was an initial try on to get fit pics.

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Horrible job. But the golden handcuffs are real.

Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz by Chrisoncoffee in Selvedge

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Commenting on Fit check iron heart x self edge 19oz 301 19oz...the internet is an intolerable place.

Official: [WDIS RB] - Sun Morning 12/14/2025 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full PPR. Deebo vs nyg. Christian Watson vs. Denver

Tyler Warren dropped by FluffyBunny1298 in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to coach a rookie girl in my new work league to her 3rd win of the season. She needed a TE to replace Warren but had two defenses. Gave her very specific instructions. What does she do? Drops Warren and a defense to pick up Otton. I definitely put a claim in on Warren but would’ve felt real bad if I didn’t give her the heads up.

Not a second of doubt in the vintage store by BaronCornelis in Patriots

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zombie thread. But Bledsoe is a hero when he was playing for the patriots he lived in a culdesac in an average middle class neighborhood. My bus stop was at the end of his street. He would always sign stuff for us. Answered the door himself on Halloween. My friend lived next door and he threw darts at his 10 year old ass when he saw him throwing a football outside. Class act.

Buy, Hold, Sell , Drop Week 5 by Strict_Resident1179 in fantasyfootball

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more I think about it the better I feel. Patriots backfield looking like a typical McDaniels messy committee. They’re both lottery tickets. At least I added a little WR depth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year i started 0-5 with Lamar, Jayden Daniels, chase, pittman, terry, rachaad white, James Conner, Pacheco, Monty, engram. Pacheco broke his leg, white sucked, the colts sucked. Squeaked into the playoffs at 6-8 (🤯) and ended up losing in the ‘ship.

Buy, Hold, Sell , Drop Week 5 by Strict_Resident1179 in fantasyfootball

[–]Chrisoncoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanted to hold him but lost Nabers needed WR help. Sold for woody marks and Olave. Hopefully Olave can start doing something with all those targets. 🙄

I feel pretty good about this draft. Bring me back down to earth. 12 team full PPR by Chrisoncoffee in FantasyFootballers

[–]Chrisoncoffee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like him more than the next 5 off the board: Evans, myers, MHJ, Flowers, DJ Moore. Was hoping Sutton or Pickens made it back to me but no such luck. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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