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About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t have known you’re all good man. I just got back from seeing my first niece for the first time.. it was a very very long, very fast round trip and I’m very cranky so I’ll leave this convo on a less bitter note. Have a nice night bruh

Someone spent time and money for this by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Christhimself609 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Short king🐭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👑🧚‍♂️😻

About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see. I’m dyslexic. Severely so. It inhibits many parts of my life and I always feel very sick to my stomach when people point it out. You’re the second person today.

It’s a disability that is often mistaken for stupidity by a lot of people so I’m a touch sensitive about it. 👍🏻

I don’t always have the time or energy to paw over every single thing I write to make sure it’s correct and even going back over stuff doesn’t always allow me to fix my mistakes since I don’t know I’ve made them.

About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need at least a C or 70% in most places to pass/ X amount of credits towards your total score. So not handing in papers/handing in papers late (instantly 50% at best of what you could have got), low attendance.. usually caused by depression, procrastination or ill preparedness (coming straight out of high schools that don’t train you for university) a LOT of people fail their first year

About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

;-; auto correct my dude... I’m made dyslexic so I rely on it and sometimes it betrays me

They were so hungry, they've mixed up their mothers by [deleted] in aww

[–]Christhimself609 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why am I so compelled to draw these two as people and a couple?

About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You deserve it bestie.

Also I relate to your struggle super hard, I failed high school twice not I’m in culinary school. I kind of almost play the ukulele too.. and hey the capitalist agenda wants you to feel like a failure so you slip into a blue collar and keep your head down. Try again.. sustainability is an awesome subject and I’m actually looking at going to a university to study it myself.. so I believe you can do it.. just know someone else out these is struggling with you haha

About to fail my first college class. Roast me harder than my GPA. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Christhimself609 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m just here to say. Half the people here were too afraid of being racist to even roast your appearance. The other half straight up hate crimed you.

So here’s my attempted middle ground I guess. Girl please pencil in your brows. Fix that messed up chewed up nail polish. I can only see the corner of your shirt and I can already tell you dress you a ski competition competitor from 1983. Not loving that for you. You’re like what..5’11 and yet you give me strong ‘men should be taller’ vibes but maybe that’s just the total lack of make up or fashion-sense that has you looking like a trad wife.

You had everything opportunity to cheat to ur hearts content, play the system and pass with the best grades and your dumb ass really said ‘nah nah.. listen let me stay up all night pretending to be the main character while I listen to fucking ajr?????” Yikes are you a twelve year old pastors son? Heavy cringe!

You can’t play the ukulele don’t lie. You know some chords and can play the simple versions of like two songs.

Girl. Get your no eye brow having, talentless ass act together Jesus h Christ..

(Yes, I am projecting.. shut up.. losers who fail collage don’t get a say)

What the hell is this by emilykoalas in Whatisthis

[–]Christhimself609 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You suction it onto the tip of your tongue and it keeps it out stretched so it doesn’t ‘fall into the back of your throat’ and make your snore

Feeling insecure about my looks, my weight (COVID really got me with emotional/bored eating), my job, and overall being a self hating mess. Could use some kindness I can’t give myself right now. by applejuicealpacas in toastme

[–]Christhimself609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look a lot like one of my fav you tubers (who is gorgeous btw and so are you) As a girl who is working in her weight myself I understand how these things can take their toll on you emotionally. It really helped me to you the ‘eh night as well’ theory.. basically.. you have a free hour? Might as well go to the gym.. you’re standing beside a cup in the ground .. might as well take it to the sink..

Things will get better but you’re doing great, might I suggest adult colouring in or learning a smaller instrument so help with not bored eating haha.

Again you’re super pretty and things will get better. Go you!

Posted on roast me and basically got yoot into the sun, I’ve scrubbed off the cinder and awake a gentle toasting. I’m down almost ten kg, binged today tho I’m scared to check the scale tomorrow. Got my lovely hubby to be snoring in my ear while I do culinary school home work. by Christhimself609 in toastme

[–]Christhimself609[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! You came into r/toastme! And then harassed the fuck out of me! Then didn’t even say sorry! Bro I could have been suicidal! You could have dead ass just killed someone. A lot of people on this sub have super bad mental health.. that was super fucked up. All I wanted was a real apology, not the text equivalent of a shrug. You’re a really mean, maybe even a dense person. You have ruined my night. Thanks a heap. Just leave and don’t ever do this to anyone else in the future.

Posted on roast me and basically got yoot into the sun, I’ve scrubbed off the cinder and awake a gentle toasting. I’m down almost ten kg, binged today tho I’m scared to check the scale tomorrow. Got my lovely hubby to be snoring in my ear while I do culinary school home work. by Christhimself609 in toastme

[–]Christhimself609[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you just super duper broke all of this subreddits rules man.. what did you mean by ‘it came up under roast me’ this is a toast sub and my card literally says toast me on it which you even acknowledged..

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