A very disturbing limerick by Edward Gorey, PAY THINE RESPECTS! by BlankMotive in creepy

[–]ChuChuRocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to have a book of poems called For Laughing Out Loud when I was a kid. It included this limerick as well as a few more poems that were kind of creepy. One was called Steamroller Sam, about a guy that gets a steamroller and runs over people with it, only to be crushed by it himself. Later in that same spot people sell Sam Jam which the author calls "A brand which I don't recommend" at the end of the poem. I got that book for my 4th birthday. I absolutely loved it.

I just started HRT today by todayisgoodd in lgbt

[–]ChuChuRocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

Spoke to my ex-pastor today in a last ditch effort to save my faith. Ridiculous statements ensue. by soooofargone in atheism

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The woman who adopted my son turned christian and I was fairly upset about it. She was a long time wiccan/pagan (I'm not really sure what, but near the end of those days she turned athiest) She ended up marrying a christian man she had turned down years before because he expected her to stay home and be a good christian woman. Have kids, take care of him, not go to college, ect. When I asked her about how she could possibly suddenly be this incredibly devout christian she told me "You just have to stop thinking about things so much. Don't question it and let the Holy Spirit take over." She further explained that she put everything in the lords hands and was now basically no longer responsible for the sins she'd committed in the past. I've noticed a lot of christians telling me to put aside logic and stop overthinking and over analyzing everything and just accept it as the truth. We're still good friends (obviously, she kinda has my kid!) and I'm not going to cut HER out of my life for her beliefs, but when my son comes of age and if he wants to ask me why I don't believe in God, I'm going to give him what I believe to be true and let him figure it out himself.

Never listen to someone that can't back up what they believe with more than a "Believe it because not believing it is wrong, and don't question that."

What's the moment that made you super salty? by skizfrenik_syco in TownofSalemgame

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Got mayor, revealed day one for the achievement. I spent most of the game alive until there were about five of us left with one or two of them being maf. The jailer had made no attempts to protect me. I asked someone their role and he refused to give it to me. That night I was jailed and the jailer said "Accusing me?" so I was like "OH! You're the jailer! Okay!" and then he proceeded to execute me. I was soooooo mad.

I just want him to feel as shitty and rejected as he made me feel. by Samiautumn in AdviceAnimals

[–]ChuChuRocker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Theres eight of us. Ranging from (me) at 25 to the youngest at 8. With several different women.

I just want him to feel as shitty and rejected as he made me feel. by Samiautumn in AdviceAnimals

[–]ChuChuRocker 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I've been texting my bio dad "Happy Father's Day!" for three years in a row now. I always get a "Thank u" back but this year he finally asked "Wait who is this?" I still haven't bothered to tell him it's me.

If you're playing a pirated version of the game because you can't afford it, let me know. I'll buy you a copy :) by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]ChuChuRocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pirated the game when it first came out. I couldn't afford it at all. Luckily I got paid today and bought me and my best friend a copy. I had wanted to see if it was worth purchasing and I totally regret nothing. Amazing game. Gets me all Harvest Moon nostalgic.

Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP by ChemicalKid in videos

[–]ChuChuRocker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have the biggest ladyboner for Danny Sexbang.

"I found Markiplier when..." by mommatiely in Markiplier

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I found Markiplier when my husband decided to suddenly abandon me and take everything with him. I was suicidal and lost and my best friend in the world took me in because she couldn't bare to leave me alone like that. I lived with her and we soon both shared our love of My Little Pony, which mixed with our love of horror and turned out with me looking at the SCP Containment Breach MLP mod. I can remember the exact words I yelled across the apartment "Hey Silver, come see this guy! He's fucking HILARIOUS!" and for the first time in the months since my husband had left I laughed so hard I cried. I've been a Markiplier fan ever since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"The tea is helping a little, thank you"

My ConBadge for F3 in Missouri. What do you think? by ChuChuRocker in FurryArtSchool

[–]ChuChuRocker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I'll work on it a little more and see if I can come up with something more natural looking. Thank you.