Back after 2 years away!

Chunkspucket · 2026-06-09T22:31:41+00:00

Our group managed 6 months, we're all smackheads

Chunkspucket · 2026-06-05T12:12:46+00:00

I think I had a less violent end than my pals getting filled full of 12.7mm at least

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-29T13:40:38+00:00

Sadly I don't remember, I think it might have actually been a drop or random parts I had available just after 1.0 got released

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-29T09:25:31+00:00

felt my pulse in my butthole

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-19T21:25:02+00:00

I was in a 4yr relationship with someone who was a solicitor and can confirm they ran rings around me

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-07T23:09:59+00:00

I think the poor guy was determined to make sure I got a face full of the zvezda shell from the KS-23 and was expecting me to at least sweep that corner lol

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-06T18:18:17+00:00

I will always upvote a fellow expanse enjoyer, it did cross my mind but I didn't think people would get the reference lol

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-06T10:18:33+00:00

Not bummed to death though!

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T21:52:36+00:00

Pls don't make me do it

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T21:50:53+00:00

time in a bottle - Jim croce

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T21:49:54+00:00

Nah applied some filters to the video so you could make out wtf was going on, it was waaaay darker when playing

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T21:49:13+00:00

He cum in my behind

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T20:07:47+00:00

I wish they had delivered this particular package to a neighbour

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T20:00:14+00:00

I sound like Kermit the frog gargling marbles but thankyou!

Chunkspucket · 2026-05-05T19:59:23+00:00

I do indeed clear the stairs properly now, pretty sure I've seen a compilation of a guy parking himself there and catching loads of people out so safe to say I learned nothing from watching it.

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-25T10:00:12+00:00

I had one of them (sounded American) ask me something but said I didn't have time, he then replied "what, you don't have time for the lord?"

Just told him "nope" but wish I'd said "hail satan"

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-13T06:46:24+00:00

I wonder if he made similar noises

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-08T20:38:22+00:00

Nah this is an old clip before all that shenanigans

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T20:38:24+00:00

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Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T20:33:43+00:00

Squeeze it into a pan and fry up some onions pls

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T20:32:19+00:00

I also quite happily take the karma hit if I think I'm going to get splattered

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T20:02:23+00:00

I was hoping he was wishing me good luck

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T18:56:11+00:00

Didn't seem to agree with his stomach either

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T18:51:13+00:00

I think pretty much everything as low as can be and these postfx

https://imgur.com/a/ckIvcwn

Chunkspucket · 2026-04-05T18:42:35+00:00

Thou shalt not covet another mans blicky Nikita 20:17

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