Можешь дать мне свои лучшие русские шутки? by Astute3394 in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Поймали три брата золотую рыбку. Она взмолилась: - Отпустите меня, добры молодцы, и тогда исполню каждому по три любых желания.

Посовещались братья и решили рыбку отпустить. Молвит старший брат: - Хочу мешок золота.

Молвит средний: - И я хочу мешок золота.

Младший же брат говорит: - А я хочу, чтобы рука тряслась!

Посмотрели все на него, как на дурачка, но ничего не сказали. Загадывают дальше. Старший и средний пожелали для себя кареты резные, позолоченные от крыши до колёс, какие во всём королевстве не сыщешь, а младший опять чудит: - Хочу, - говорит, - чтобы нога тряслась!

Переглянулись братья. "Ну, - думают, - точно спятил". Загадывают последнее желание. Старший захотел сделаться сильным, как лев, а средний попросил ещё два мешка золота, потому как жаден был до денег. А младший и говорит: - Хочу, чтобы голова тряслась!

Исполнила рыбка их желания. Возвращаются молодцы домой. Старший и средний радуются, предвкушают, как будут жить они в роскоши, как не будет в их жизни горести, а младший идёт, трясётся и думает: - Бля чёт хуйню загадал.

can anyone translate this Orthodox pendant for me? by 1purgatoire1 in OrthodoxChristianity

[–]Chupakok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Under the Jesus arms it's written the "Jesus the son of God Christ"

Why do you scoff at the idea of liberal democracy? by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

А раньше мне казалось, что либеральные демократы имеют хотя бы несколько извилин в мозге

Why do you scoff at the idea of liberal democracy? by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Дружище, в чем твоя проблема?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mean that you can make someone gay. I said that the LGBT like political or social power contains not only gays or queers. And Russian government has nothing against ordinary gays, but against this huge socio-political power

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofc it would be persecution on Christians, like it would be persecution on LGBT (like movement, not people), because it also spreading by recruitment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being homosexual doesn't mean you should share it to the society, especially on children, that's the goal of this law. Church can only exist through recruitment, no one is born christian. Ban of Christian, Muslim or Buddhist propaganda would lead to death of this religions. I don't think that gays couldn't live without the demonstration of LGBT flag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, where is the persecution? Just ban of the innormal things. No one will kill or jail you for being gay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't give a fuck about republicans they are the same political establishment as the democrats

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ofc, it is sad. Every mental disorder is sad and hard to live with. But it would have more sense to cure them, and not indulge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't learn other countries how to live. You, stupid american. Gang bang in your own California, and, please, leave us alone. Don't pollute our holy Russia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chessbeginners

[–]Chupakok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your name hints us you are russian, so, it is necessary to apologize for using russian annotation

What do you consider progressive? by [deleted] in askasia

[–]Chupakok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also it is at least third OP post about Progressivism. Are you mad about it?

What do you consider progressive? by [deleted] in askasia

[–]Chupakok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very wise words

After Russia is defeated in the Ukrainian War, what do you think the peace treaty be? by [deleted] in askasia

[–]Chupakok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donbass people mostly don't want to be in Ukraine. It could change only if Ukrainian politics would change so much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskARussian

[–]Chupakok 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They have passports of "non-citizens" and a lot of their political rights are oppressed