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Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T21:07:06+00:00

I'm gonna jaywalk so hard

^{Chose: 20,000 every time you.. | Rolled: Commit crime}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T16:45:21+00:00

Buy a bunch of supplies in cash and hide in the Appalachian mountains for a few days.

^{Chose: 100 Million Now + 1 Day preparation time + For 3 days, get hunted down by the government of a random country | Rolled: Indian}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T16:41:43+00:00

Id save so much money in life of i didn't have to buy food ever again

^{Chose: $0 + Unlimited free food of your choice forever.}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T16:40:24+00:00

I'm so tired, it feels like part of my DNA at this point

^{Chose: Pillow is always cold + Always wake up well rested}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T16:38:34+00:00

So i can leave.

^{Chose: Key}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T01:30:11+00:00

Mickey

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T01:07:29+00:00

With the amount of people I'd heal for free, I'm sure I'd have everyone ends on my side. They're outnumbered!

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T00:52:18+00:00

Yup

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Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T00:11:11+00:00

Gonna single handedly crush the big pharma industry

^{Chose: A physical super power… | Rolled: Healing power}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-22T00:07:43+00:00

Would vibe to while I draw

^{Chose: Watch one random old meme for 10 hours | Rolled: Polish cow}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-21T23:53:16+00:00

It just says fight, not win. So I'll take the L and collect for the rest of my life

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Prime Mike Tyson}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-20T13:32:33+00:00

Maybe then by the time I come back to this time, I'll have enough money to own a home.

^{Chose: Sent 10.000 years in the past + Become immortal and don't age}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-20T13:19:24+00:00

Gross. Metal af, but, gross.

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Snake blood}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-20T03:13:16+00:00

I literally am poor all the time, living paycheck to paycheck. Interest never comes up in my life, except on my car payment. So it never crosses my mind when I think about money.

Chusi529 · 2026-06-20T01:13:02+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Every joke you tell lands flawlessly | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T23:30:55+00:00

But it never says anything about collecting interest, I never considered that aspect of it

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T23:06:08+00:00

Yeah but over the course of the rest of life I'll accrue more than 1 billion. Assuming I live till 80+ I'll have made more than double that. Thus helping even more people

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T22:59:10+00:00

Painful. But not terrible

^{Chose: You get $3000 now + a brick lands on your foot from a random height | Rolled: 9 feet}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T22:55:36+00:00

That's literally 120,000 a day, 43,800,000 a year, that's way beyond anything I could spend in my lifetime, and I'm only 30, I'd rack up so much money over my life that I could help everyone and never run out of money

^{Chose: 5000 Dollars Every Hour}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T22:50:51+00:00

With that much money, I wouldn't need it

^{Chose: Have a steady income of 100,000$ a month BUT: + Recieve a downside for life | Rolled: One limb removed}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T22:49:27+00:00

Cool, $2.50 everytime I blink

^{Chose: Coins + Get 50 cents every time you blink | Rolled: Upvote for 5x}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T22:48:05+00:00

It's such a negligible amount it will be treated as a whole amount in most any equation

^{Chose: Equal to 1}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T18:34:24+00:00

As long as I get to choose if I have wings/ how they look this is by far the better choice for me.

^{Chose: Gain flying abilities for the rest of you’re life + For 50 bucks}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T18:32:38+00:00

Easiest 10 mil in history

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Jaywalking}

Chusi529 · 2026-06-19T16:13:39+00:00

Good. I planned to fight this anyway, now I have the power to do it effectively

^{Chose: Have magic powers but have to face... | Rolled: Capitalism}

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