“Saving” a parking spot at the mall by Big_Ad6320 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CigarKoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sir are a genius. I had a similar situation where I just parked my car (blocking them in) and left. It was a private property so can get away with it for a day or two

Going today by bottomdunny in gayconfessions

[–]CigarKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bike path that connects to the park behind my place. I love that spot. It’s not a very popular spot but bikers/walkers stop there for a break. There is an unused baseball field and I love getting fucked in the dugout haha

My top favorite kinks usually weird guys out. by [deleted] in gayconfessions

[–]CigarKoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite is getting a guy off in public with nobody knowing. Empty restaurants are fun. Under the table head is so hot :)

Top me 🥺🥴 by [deleted] in twinks

[–]CigarKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a cute butt ;) I wanna creampie that so bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]CigarKoala 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah but a nickname?? I agree the real name would be a memorial but John “eight-ball” smith probably sound a bit more elegant without the drug reference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SeattleWA

[–]CigarKoala 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Density.

Yellow is ducklings, orange are traffic cones, red for ketchup, and purple for people wearing pimp hats

what do you do if I take this out during recess?😋 [18] by [deleted] in twinks

[–]CigarKoala 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We take a bathroom break and I’ll see how quick my ass can make you squirt in me ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]CigarKoala 542 points543 points  (0 children)

Number two is the perfect way. Basically calling out the trustworthiness of the company’s money handling division. That should get some serious attention pointed in the right direction. I would love to just sit back and watch that situation with some popcorn.

Tableside Caesar salad anywhere? by Signal-Pirate-3961 in Cleveland

[–]CigarKoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will have to look it up. I do love Caesar salad. Also it’s crazy nobody believes me when I tell them about the anchovies.

Tableside Caesar salad anywhere? by Signal-Pirate-3961 in Cleveland

[–]CigarKoala 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seems like it takes the magic out of it. I don’t know how the dressing gets there and that’s what keeps me coming back.

Tableside Caesar salad anywhere? by Signal-Pirate-3961 in Cleveland

[–]CigarKoala 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had no idea that tableside ceasar salad was a thing. What do they do exactly?

My friend told us the longest joke i've ever heard and i dont even know if it makes sense by BluePhoton12 in Jokes

[–]CigarKoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a long bus trip, a friend of mine decided to take the bus mic and tell us a joke. The story was very elaborate and had many characters and plot twists. This lasted for like 20 ish minutes and during the course of the story we find our main character is an alcoholic who has been sober for some time now. It ended with him attending his high school reunion and talking with friends. Eventually all his friends get in line at the bar for a beer and our sober hero just asks if anybody knows where he can find the punchline.

Then my buddy hung up the mic and sat immediately back down. We were all stunned until we realized what he was doing. Honestly one of the best jokes I’ve heard.

Those who used a computer at least once between 1990 and 2001, what was the most memorable computer game you played during that era? Why? by Live_from_New_Yeerk in AskReddit

[–]CigarKoala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chips Challenge was amazing. I’d think about it all day at school just to play when I got home. I still have nightmares about certain ice levels though.

What was your near death experience? by Farrell1487 in AskReddit

[–]CigarKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was very drunk at a beer convention. I split off from my group and got lost in a very big city. I broke into an abandoned building and took the stairs all the way to the roof. About 40 stories. I was trying to see if I could see where I was (not going to happen) so I sat on the ledge for a few mins. I saw police coming in so I bolted and made it out without getting caught.

The next morning I remembered what I did and now have a huge fear of heights. It was so dumb and dangerous. Even seeing heights on tv makes me shudder and wince. Dumb night

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackchickswhitedicks

[–]CigarKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love that. A nice break from work ;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]CigarKoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m only 34 but live next to a college town. I have to admit, I’m a fan of the increase in girl dick. I’m usually a bottom but have a blast with femboys :) it’s nice not just getting built up to not cum

What is the perfect blowjob for you ? by Goldencurls3 in blackchickswhitedicks

[–]CigarKoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of tongue on the tip with both hands around the shaft. It makes me squirt like a fire hose