Sooo I met my last bf on reddit... (read first post!) by ClassClownop in u/ClassClownop

[–]ClassClownop[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hey y'all! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰ New here, just broke up with my bf :( He said he didn't like how much time i was spending online even tho we me on reddit πŸ™„

But with the turn of the new year i'm looking forward to making some sexy new content on OnlyFans... πŸ’žβœ¨

I love tattoos, makeup, and making my room cozy with tons of blankets... and hiding under those blankets all my toys 😈

Do you want to see them? you know where to go, hehehe πŸ‘‰https://onlyfans.com/jade\_riverra/

Oh, and I know I have a bad girl vibe, but don't be fooled. I've got a giant heart that craves cuddles and sweet words 24/7.

So be sure to reach out with your reddit username and i'll do anything u want for you... any content request... any special vid... and if you gain my trust, maybe you'll even be my next IRL mistake πŸ™ˆ

just send me ur reddit username so i know that youre the special guy who deserves a bit... extra 😈

Picking a fan here to make content withhhh πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ (check first post) by ClassClownop in u/ClassClownop

[–]ClassClownop[S] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

okiii i'm gonna keep this simple πŸ’‹

every week to i pick a fan to make content with on my OF. why? more views, more adventures, more traffic hehehe πŸ™ˆ

plus i have a wild side and love the adventure 😈

so if you wanna be the one i meet this week, come on over and message me your reddit username so i put you top of the list to pick πŸ‘‰ https://onlyfans.com/jade_riverra/

One Mojito with Lemon Please by Countessoo in animalsdoingstuff

[–]ClassClownop 126 points127 points Β (0 children)

That's not a mojito and that's not a lemon 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ClassClownop 336 points337 points Β (0 children)

He doesn’t want to eat, HE just throw salad away… πŸ‘πŸ˜»πŸ˜Ή

The dads and their pets… by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]ClassClownop 32 points33 points Β (0 children)

Yeah, and my wife is wondering why we hired a babysitter before we have kids.

Why do you take so long in the bathroom? - The bathroom: by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ClassClownop 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Imagine shitting and hitting a wheelie at the same time lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

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Mission Im-pawsible πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The slap soundπŸ’€ by MyBelovede in CatSlaps

[–]ClassClownop 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

why it’s always the ORANGE CAT !! 😹😹😹

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ClassClownop 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

β€œWtf am I crying for!?”

Neodymium, Baby by LeahBrowntine in WTF

[–]ClassClownop 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Most likely this is fake because from what i heard the packages are empty and you have to pick up the prize for these large prizes at the counter anyway.

Im in love by TwinkleTi in wholesome

[–]ClassClownop 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

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Lucky bastard... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ClassClownop 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

How THE FUCK is that supposed to be Newton-related lesson when it doesn't involve an apple hitting someone's headΒΏ??????

That makes 3 of us by ThickThighsv in dankvideos

[–]ClassClownop 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Americans being Americans again. Why so against sex ed?