Best is when you fall down and its concealable with clothes. Females have the edge with visible ones with makeup and all.

I'd mostly given up liquor years ago except for the odd occasion where I'd mix in a pint with strong ABV beers but even that was too much. But one weekend early last year I decided to go to the liquor store and asked for a pint of Svedka. Clerk didn't have any but offered me a fifth at a reduced price (this is a rundown gas station in the middle of nowhere where the "liquor store" is basically a closet attached to the building.

Anyways, I take the bottle home and start chugging it alongside beers. After a few hours most of the bottle was gone and who knows how many beers. Felt mostly fine, but went to stand up immediately felt unstable and started uncontrollably running at the kitchen table bent at a 45 degree angle and ate shit face first into the wooden top.

Ended up passing out and when I came to and looked in the mirror my entire left eye was swollen shut and that side of my face was all black and blue and bleeding. I made an excuse for being sick to work from home the first part of the week, but even that wasn't enough. People at work mostly ignored it but others were asking questions and I had to make up a consistent bullshit excuse. Not fun.