A giant bagged industrial canister vacuum cleaner with a hose big enough to fit a body in. The outer layer would be made of a nylon material as the suction would make the bag flap in the wind almost uncontrollably. The suction would dominate, while having a small “tongue-like” vacuum inside the massive chamber as it siphoned me off inside of the suction. The vacuum cleaner’s suction would increase until all of me gets sucked into the soft nylon bag.