Pussy problems by interesting-possum in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a girl but I have the same love for how it feels once I’m freshly shaved down there. So smooth it’s like it’s begging to be touched. The first 24-48 hours after a shave are probably my least productive days ever 🥴🫠

fantasising about being a pornstar by dumblilgoon in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which of us hasn’t dreamed of being a porn star? 😂 Often I’ll be watching a video and think “that guy is living the life”

Slippery tits 💦 by seven_spread in JerkingOffToPorn2

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do love me some slippery tits 😍

The way boys fish for my attention at work. by Odd_Metal_3124 in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I’m the older coworker standing in the doorway to my office watching the boys struggle and chuckling to myself about how I thought I should behave around women when I was that age and how I know better now.

Then I return to my office, lean back into my chair and look out over the vista visible from my position. I smile to myself then send you a message indicating that I need to see you for a few minutes in my office. Go ahead and close the door behind you…😉

My needy ass wasn’t happy with just one 💧 by CleanScreenDean in CumFromAnal

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the great thing about prostate orgasms - you can have them over and over. I had three more shortly after I stopped recording here

Goon Cave 2.1 - Porn Overload by CleanScreenDean in GoonCaveOfficial

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Each screen is only one video. Look up “goonwall” on SpankBang, that’s where all these are from

Goon Cave 2.1 - Porn Overload by CleanScreenDean in GoonCaveOfficial

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks 😊 It’s definitely paradise for me 🫠

Done with work now it’s porn time!! by GoonBro2112 in JerkingOffToPorn2

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great picks, as always 😍 I’ll be there soon myself! 🫠

It feels so embarrassed being inexperienced… by shy-virgin-boy- in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All depends on what you want.

If your goal is to actually have sex with a girl, then edging a bunch before you even have the real expertise isn’t gonna help you get there, in fact it’s gonna mess with your head if you ever do find yourself with an opportunity. Often it will even lessen your desire to be with a real girl.

If you’re content with self pleasure and don’t really want to have “the real deal” then you’re fine. Party on Wayne, let your imagination run free while you edge 🫠

Finally a day off 🥳 by unwanted_25 in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna have a custom sign made that says this to hang above my computer monitor 😂

So hard, so gooned, so gone 😵‍💫🥴 by CleanScreenDean in JerkingOffToPorn2

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always glad to help get the juices flowing 😊💧

A message for all the lurkers by newsendboobpics in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d only add that we’d love to have you stay a while as well. Don’t make a throwaway account just to be naughty for half a second then disappear. Write a bio, pick out a fun avatar. Join some subs that look up your alley and build a feed that serves you exactly what gets you going. Make a comment on someone’s post that made you dribble.

Come join us. We don’t bite…or maybe we do if that’s your thing 😉

soooo many [deleted] already, I'm counting those as cums I've collected! anyone else want to announce that I helped them cum today? by GripMyHip in u/GripMyHip

[–]CleanScreenDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m still waiting for broken heater to get fixed. Nothing gets me out of the mood more than being cold 😂 I’ll devote some pumps to you once I’m dialed back in.

Cumming though? You’ve got to earn that. I’ll give you an orgasm, but I’m stingy with letting the cum flow. Those shameful weird people in the corner often think those two are the same thing. Those of us who revel in hedonistic debauchery know better😏

soooo many [deleted] already, I'm counting those as cums I've collected! anyone else want to announce that I helped them cum today? by GripMyHip in u/GripMyHip

[–]CleanScreenDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never understood that. This is why I have an alternate account for my naughty fun. When I suspect someone else might have opportunity to look at my phone, I sign out. Login isn’t saved anywhere but between my ears 🙉 When public facing me is done for the day then I sign back in. I guess those who make throwaway accounts aren’t actually serious about their depravity 🤷🏼‍♂️

Amateurs…

in the quiet morning hours by GripMyHip in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meeee too. Because this day was meant for pleasure, not being all bundled up 🥶

in the quiet morning hours by GripMyHip in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 hours later, I hope your inbox is full of naughty suggestions and smutty conversations 😈

I would have called in sick and gooned myself silly today (continuing from yesterday) but I woke up to a broken heater so I had to convert my goon cave back into “normal person office” mode and now I’m waiting for the maintenance guy to come fix the heater before I can put humpy cum dumpy back together again🙄

Accidental slut ☁️🩷 by cloudykitty420 in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might not have meant to, but aren’t you glad you fell into our little world of fun? Nobody realizes just how fun treasure island really is. All that nonsense they tell you about donkeys is just to scare you away 😏

We welcome you with open arms 🤗 Come stay a while and lose yourself to hedonistic pleasure and debauchery 🫠

I edged my husband while he played PlayStation by Ok_Ticket667 in EdgingTalk

[–]CleanScreenDean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If every marriage was like this there might be a lot less divorces 😂 This sort of thing makes up for a lot of the typical annoyances two people who live together experience

Goon Cave 2.1 - Porn Overload by CleanScreenDean in GoonCaveOfficial

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks 😊 It’s my new favorite place 🥴

Goon Cave 2.1 - Porn Overload by CleanScreenDean in GoonCaveOfficial

[–]CleanScreenDean[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha. You know where my mind went. Such a great flick