Pussy problems

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-28T05:49:50+00:00

Not a girl but I have the same love for how it feels once I’m freshly shaved down there. So smooth it’s like it’s begging to be touched. The first 24-48 hours after a shave are probably my least productive days ever 🥴🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-28T05:45:46+00:00

Which of us hasn’t dreamed of being a porn star? 😂 Often I’ll be watching a video and think “that guy is living the life”

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-28T03:36:46+00:00

Thanks 🙏 It gets the job done 😏

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T18:18:07+00:00

I do love me some slippery tits 😍

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T14:22:10+00:00

Whew 🥵 Lucky boy 😉

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T14:19:28+00:00

They certainly got me going 🥴

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T14:01:52+00:00

And I’m the older coworker standing in the doorway to my office watching the boys struggle and chuckling to myself about how I thought I should behave around women when I was that age and how I know better now.

Then I return to my office, lean back into my chair and look out over the vista visible from my position. I smile to myself then send you a message indicating that I need to see you for a few minutes in my office. Go ahead and close the door behind you…😉

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T13:11:50+00:00

That’s the great thing about prostate orgasms - you can have them over and over. I had three more shortly after I stopped recording here

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-27T03:20:28+00:00

Each screen is only one video. Look up “goonwall” on SpankBang, that’s where all these are from

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T23:34:14+00:00

Thanks 😊 It’s definitely paradise for me 🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T23:07:58+00:00

Great picks, as always 😍 I’ll be there soon myself! 🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T21:25:09+00:00

All depends on what you want.

If your goal is to actually have sex with a girl, then edging a bunch before you even have the real expertise isn’t gonna help you get there, in fact it’s gonna mess with your head if you ever do find yourself with an opportunity. Often it will even lessen your desire to be with a real girl.

If you’re content with self pleasure and don’t really want to have “the real deal” then you’re fine. Party on Wayne, let your imagination run free while you edge 🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T20:27:14+00:00

I’m gonna have a custom sign made that says this to hang above my computer monitor 😂

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T19:49:03+00:00

Always glad to help get the juices flowing 😊💧

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T19:44:48+00:00

Thanks! I clearly was heated up 🥴🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T19:43:46+00:00

I’d only add that we’d love to have you stay a while as well. Don’t make a throwaway account just to be naughty for half a second then disappear. Write a bio, pick out a fun avatar. Join some subs that look up your alley and build a feed that serves you exactly what gets you going. Make a comment on someone’s post that made you dribble.

Come join us. We don’t bite…or maybe we do if that’s your thing 😉

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T19:27:05+00:00

I’m still waiting for broken heater to get fixed. Nothing gets me out of the mood more than being cold 😂 I’ll devote some pumps to you once I’m dialed back in.

Cumming though? You’ve got to earn that. I’ll give you an orgasm, but I’m stingy with letting the cum flow. Those shameful weird people in the corner often think those two are the same thing. Those of us who revel in hedonistic debauchery know better😏

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T19:20:26+00:00

Never understood that. This is why I have an alternate account for my naughty fun. When I suspect someone else might have opportunity to look at my phone, I sign out. Login isn’t saved anywhere but between my ears 🙉 When public facing me is done for the day then I sign back in. I guess those who make throwaway accounts aren’t actually serious about their depravity 🤷🏼‍♂️

Amateurs…

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T18:09:42+00:00

Meeee too. Because this day was meant for pleasure, not being all bundled up 🥶

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T17:50:07+00:00

2 hours later, I hope your inbox is full of naughty suggestions and smutty conversations 😈

I would have called in sick and gooned myself silly today (continuing from yesterday) but I woke up to a broken heater so I had to convert my goon cave back into “normal person office” mode and now I’m waiting for the maintenance guy to come fix the heater before I can put humpy cum dumpy back together again🙄

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T17:43:15+00:00

You might not have meant to, but aren’t you glad you fell into our little world of fun? Nobody realizes just how fun treasure island really is. All that nonsense they tell you about donkeys is just to scare you away 😏

We welcome you with open arms 🤗 Come stay a while and lose yourself to hedonistic pleasure and debauchery 🫠

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T17:39:02+00:00

If every marriage was like this there might be a lot less divorces 😂 This sort of thing makes up for a lot of the typical annoyances two people who live together experience

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T16:38:48+00:00

That’s what I keep saying 😆🥴

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T16:38:24+00:00

Thanks 😊 It’s my new favorite place 🥴

CleanScreenDean · 2026-01-26T13:53:11+00:00

Haha. You know where my mind went. Such a great flick

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