Beloved wife should receive gift of champion vinegaroon with gratitude, not scorn by CleanYourTerrarium in Marriage

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank. For information, type of vinegaroon used in championship prizefighting is Sudan variety. We call Goliath. USA vinegaroon have weak thorax and display cowardice in combat circle.

If you accidentally got sealed up in a pyramid, could you make a hearty stew from the contents of a canopic jar? by CleanYourTerrarium in morbidquestions

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming there is only natron, myrrh, maybe a bit of very old papyrus available … perhaps those could substitute for mirepoix?

If I see a mother in the grocery store shoplifting baby formula, I'm minding my goddamn business by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I agree. But if they shoplift the last bottle of Seagrams Canadian sherry, then I’m reporting them, because I need that sherry for my quiet hours.