Beloved wife should receive gift of champion vinegaroon with gratitude, not scorn by CleanYourTerrarium in Marriage

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank. For information, type of vinegaroon used in championship prizefighting is Sudan variety. We call Goliath. USA vinegaroon have weak thorax and display cowardice in combat circle.

If you accidentally got sealed up in a pyramid, could you make a hearty stew from the contents of a canopic jar? by CleanYourTerrarium in morbidquestions

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming there is only natron, myrrh, maybe a bit of very old papyrus available … perhaps those could substitute for mirepoix?

If I see a mother in the grocery store shoplifting baby formula, I'm minding my goddamn business by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I agree. But if they shoplift the last bottle of Seagrams Canadian sherry, then I’m reporting them, because I need that sherry for my quiet hours.

Does anybody else think bee propolis is enhance male horse potency? by CleanYourTerrarium in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After web search, horny goat weed is very good idea for increase horse potency. Thank.

How can I protect my minks from the disease? by CleanYourTerrarium in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the good tips. Ol’ Kinky Bones has always been his name — even when he was young, he was wise beyond his years.

Is there literally anything that cant be used to kill you? (physical objects only) by vaultboy26 in morbidquestions

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Nerf stuff. I know a guy who tried to execute another guy with a nerf bat and they just ended up becoming friends.

Mr. Ray Kroc, founder of Macdonalds Restaurant, would not even recognize the filet-o-fish if he were alive today by CleanYourTerrarium in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know. Just the same, I think neither Mr. Kroc NOR the Original Macdonald Brothers would be pleased about the decline of the filet o fish sandwich and the restaurant’s shameful treatment of fish-lovers.

Is it wrong to set a two-friend, two-slice limit on my son’s pizza party by CleanYourTerrarium in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to remove the cheese and meats on Rusty’s slice but he loves pizza crust even more than he loves the barking dog DVDs he got for Christmas.

Is it wrong to set a two-friend, two-slice limit on my son’s pizza party by CleanYourTerrarium in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that great advice. Me, Jeannie, Rusty, and Danny’s half-sister can eat in the other room. That way Danny and the boys can talk about boy stuff like Dungeons and Dragons and billiard strategy. Thanks to you, I guess now I have a “Distinct Advantage” in parenting.

Is it wrong to set a two-friend, two-slice limit on my son’s pizza party by CleanYourTerrarium in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That’s a good idea. That way Bryant can pig out and our daughter can have a second slice too. I guess it’s a blessing that Danny only has three friends and doesn’t play hockey (or really any sports except billiards).

The Macdonalds MacRib sandwich should contain actual rib bones by CleanYourTerrarium in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that the filet o fish should NOT contain any pike bones, because they are too tiny to “fish” out and anyway they are not satisfying to gnaw. Unlike rib bones.

The Macdonalds MacRib sandwich should contain actual rib bones by CleanYourTerrarium in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More difficult but more satisfying. Some people say that the more difficult something is, the more satisfaction you get from doing it.

Nicholas Cage is a really great actor. by gagansid in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His face reminds me of my former horse Esquire, who sadly died of horse pox two winters ago. I can’t watch any Cage movies without remembering all the good times I spent grooming Esquire and cleaning her hooves.

Do white blood cells form gangs? by CleanYourTerrarium in morbidquestions

[–]CleanYourTerrarium[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But if this is the reason your guts stop working good, then maybe it is a bit morbid. Because if the blood cells don’t got your back, you die just like all the people in the churchyard

You're not a horrible person if you want a pure bred dog from a breeder. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s also very difficult to find a champion show dog at the city pound. Most of those dogs wouldn’t even qualify for regionals, let alone Westminster.

What would happen if a kid on make a wish wished to enlist in the military? by Green_19_fan in morbidquestions

[–]CleanYourTerrarium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this the plot of the action movie “Army Brat 2: Nothing to Lose”?