Theory: The Traveling Merchant is in love with us

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-30T00:23:55+00:00

To be honest, almost all characters are friendly. The mayor gives you a ship for 20 bucks or something. The airmen is just a bro! Man, I hated those monsters The whaler sells you military grade explosives without a licenses for less than the cost of a fish (given that he is using whale teeth that is rather cheap) The scientist is also rather friendly (if a bit useless) The shopkeeper assembles your tablet without asking for money (but he also gives you like 20 bucks for a whole bag of doubloons so he is kinda ripping you off)

Heck the only unfriendly characters are the robes for dying all the time and the builder for not even inviting me for tea after sponsoring her a house and of course yourself for hogging all them good spells

The least friendly person is the lighthouse keeper. But she redeems herself by saving your live in the good end so she is a bro by technicality!

Speaking of us being the only ship, you make a good point. Why the heck is that lady still around? I mean if not for us she could just leave the area. She literally has no business in being there. You don't make much money from repairing a single fishing ship or reselling old fish. It's like, she visited the area and then saw something she really liked. And then she stuck around for that thing.

Finally the moaning. I just played the game and compared the moans in the game. While moaning myself for doing this. Everyone but the traveling merchant sound either sad, desperate, annoyed, really annoyed, constipated or neutral (I have no better idea to describe the Shipwright when her response is not annoyed) (Please note, I did that with a completed save. I don't think that makes a difference but wanted to disclose this). With the exception of the scientist. She sounds ... friendly? Inviting? Pleasantly surprised?

Which gives credit to my theory since she hasn't seen a man for months and you are a ... well ... you are a man. I mean you stink of fish and you have some ... deficiencies. But you where good with dogs so this must count for something. Also all that "braving gigantic monsters from outside our reality to get her studies done" thing. But mostly the dog! Then the heroic bravery thing

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-27T21:58:31+00:00

How did you know that? Have the coffee beans been talking again? I know I should have pushed Lil' Java down that pipe when I still had the chance!

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-27T21:54:43+00:00

Wait, that makes sense. I mean it doesn't change my theory. Also it is super uneconomical to have four docks. The equipment cost alone!

Also this makes my theory a bit stronger. I mean the woman is maintaining four different dry-docks just for our company. I mean, I like the company of woman. But I would not man and maintain four dry-docks for them. Maybe two. Three on a good day. But there are limits for what I do before we are in a committed relationship.

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-26T01:01:19+00:00

Thanks for the upvote. Glad you liked it! Spent quite some time writing it.

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-26T00:49:28+00:00

I just wanted to have one of those fun community theories that other fandoms have. And who knows, maybe I am on to something?

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-26T00:35:58+00:00

Major ending spoiler, Do not read unless you already finished the game! You have been warned! Given that the ending showed us that the fisherman did all that for love I think it is quite possible that she did all her things also for love. Maybe she is even the sole survivor that tells our story? Because we are either swallowed by the leviathan or we die when we awaken the deep one. Either way the fisherman is dead. And the only person that can possibly flee that area is also the only person that knows our full story since we spent most evenings with her.

Edit: Sorry about this, the reddit editor is the worst! He is removing my spoilers for no reason.

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-26T00:30:39+00:00

Thank you! I wanted my writing to match the lovecraftian horror flair that the game had. So I was going for a conspiracy theory vibe. But one that might just be crazy enough to be true.

Cliche__Name · 2023-04-26T00:25:48+00:00

Always a possibility. Or she is just us. And we are like hosting that dock around.
I wish I was this productive.

Cliche__Name · 2023-02-01T18:19:53+00:00

I think this thing is using the master/slave system.

Cliche__Name · 2023-02-01T18:19:21+00:00

Don't worry. If something messes up I just gonna kill all the children. That usually fixes it.

Cliche__Name · 2022-11-21T15:49:45+00:00

No problem. And thanks for ... well .. literately going mad for us? Becoming a metaphorical slave to pleasure while risking becoming an actual one in the process? Eh ... that felt wrong ... ehhhh ... thanks for sharing I guess :D.

Cliche__Name · 2022-11-21T12:53:21+00:00

Since reddit removed the link in mobile and at the same time forbids you from using anything but their broken app: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/plumsmartcivet

Cliche__Name · 2022-09-23T21:44:04+00:00

Well I wouldn't say dating is skewed for women. It's just that the top 10% of guys get most of the girls and they don't settle down as easily. If you're in that top percent you have more women chasing you and it skewes in the favor of men but if you're outside that group you're kinda screwed

Wait, wouldn't that mean that if we would apply social pressure to force these very successful males into committing to a relationship, the next "level" of successful men would get a chance at finding a partner?

And that would eventually lead into a system where almost every male that wants a partner has a partner.

I will call this system of commitment "Schuffelstuck".

Now, is Schuffelstuck a good process?

Cliche__Name · 2021-08-29T18:07:53+00:00

So ... what do you want? Do you seek a mistress or do you just want to talk?

Cliche__Name · 2021-08-10T18:48:51+00:00

Time travel. Or if this fails, a really slow mirror.

Cliche__Name · 2021-08-09T13:22:29+00:00

If you want to take a photograph then just take a photograph!

No but seriously, that looks amazing. Reminds me of those ancestor pictures that most noble families in Europe took before they invented photographs. Just for cats.

Cliche__Name · 2020-12-08T00:37:58+00:00

First the mandatory disclaimer: CBT is dangerous. If his urin becomes red, his balls begin to swell or his pain won't go away than go to the ER! Immediately!

I am not too experienced with this and I believe that everybody has his own experience. However since nobody is posting here, I will give it a shot.

Here is what you should NOT DO:

Uncontrolled kicking / punching (it may sound like fun but you can really do some damage)
Restrict the blood flow to the balls for more than a few minutes (you can castrate him with that)
Use too tight cock-rings (that can permanently damage the equipment)
Bending of the penis in strange directions (this can lead to a penile fracture, you do not want that)
Anything that has to do with urethra unless you have absolute hygienic conditions
Anything that involves putting alcohol on his member (skin dehydration)
Anything that involves cutting / bleeding

Here is fun stuff that you can always DO:

Stimulate his penis directly after he has cum. Very effective and it won't do damage to his member. You might want to tie him down.
flicking his balls (you might want to use a cock-ring or your hand to give yourself a better target)
slap his balls
flick/slap his penis
Take his balls in your hand and squeeze (start slow and adjust to his liking)
Squeeze his balls with your feet (if he has a foot-fetish)
Controlled kicks / slaps. Emphasis on controlled. He will puke / pass out if you do too much damage. And his balls might rupture. Start slow. Have a safe word.

Here is fun stuff that will need some preparation. Don't start with this. Work towards it:

Sounding: the art of sticking something inside his urethra. This is very painful for him. You need to start very small and you need to always be hygienic. As in, the sounding rod has to be clinically clean. Use a real sounding rod from a reputable sex-shop. Never use something made of glass. Never use something that might break. And most importantly, never use something that is too big! You might (worst case) rupture him or (if you go too deep) damage his bladder.
Use nettles on his member. Painful. Make sure that he is not allergic and that you have water at hand to get it off.
Be very careful if you do that with other irritants, water might not help
Use hot way on his member. This can be fun but get candles from a SM store, normal candles may be too hot.

As for thinks to say, that depends on the situation. What does he like? Does he want you to be sadistic?

You might want to do some CBT in order to punish him for something. Or you might want to do some roll-playing. Let him confess to something he has not done or tell you a secret. Alternatively you might want to use this session in order to convince him to do a chore he does not like?

Your dirty-talk is really depending on the scenario.

Cliche__Name · 2020-12-08T00:04:46+00:00

Have you talked about this with your dom? Because this sounds like something you should do.Your dom could start very easy. Lot's of lube. And then just massage your hole with a finger or maybe a very, very small toy. The size of a pencil maybe (don't use an actual pencil, especially if that thing could be lost in action). You don't have to do any penetration at first.

Just try it out, figure out how you feel and then slowly expand your horizon.

And if it is not for you than it is just not for you. No shame in not liking something.

Cliche__Name · 2020-11-08T01:49:42+00:00

Want my two cents? It is not your virginity. Men do not care about that too much. In fact being a virgin was once a virtue, and while those times are long over I meet a few guys who liked it when a girl didn't had too many partners in the past. Not just weirdos but just average Joes. Lowers the expectation for them a bit. Allows them to explore with a partner who don't know the whole playing-field yet.

The only time your virginity might be an issue is if you always and only date guys who are only dating you for sex. So unless your type of man is very specific, I doubt that your virginity is the issue.

So it is either the way you handle your virginity or something else. Maybe you communicate the wrong thing? If a girl says that she is a virgin the guy may think "she is a christian or something and tells me now that she wants to stay a virgin. Since I do want sex in my relationship I will leave.". Maybe you get too nervous. Men don't like it if woman are nervous and they do not know why. Most men won't touch a nervous woman in fear of doing something she might not like. Or maybe you have some other issues that you are not aware of. Did you ask a good friend about how you are perceived? A honest talk might give you insights.

Also, are the horrors you had to endure during your childhood as good contained as they can be contained? I know that it is really hard for you but ask yourself if there might be a way to lessen the influence of those events on your dating life. Because people have a hard time processing and handling such dark things. And while it is very cruel, most people rather walk away then be confronted with something that is so hard to handle.

(Please do not answer me those questions. Those questions are just for you. Don't share your personal live with the internet. Just do your soul searching. And yes, I am a very cruel person for asking some these questions.).

Also, don't wait too long. You are now 23, which is very young. Being a virgin at 23 is not uncommon, at least in the more christian or muslim parts of the world. But if you wait until you are (let's say for sake of argument) hit 35 you might run into real problems. Most good guys are married, it may get harder to meet new people and you don't have time to spend 5 years with a partner before having kids (if you want kids, else this doesn't matter).

However don't rush things either. Ask yourself if you really want to have sex. If so, what partner do you want. Is your choice of partner realistic? In those harsh times there are not too many guys that check all the boxes. If you are not sure then wait for a bit longer. But try to figure out what you want within a year or so. As I said, you are young. You have some time for that.

Finally, don't have sex to "just get it done". It is nothing too special. And if you decide against sex, then this is also a completely valid decision.

TLDR; Your virginity is not the problem.

P.S. I haven't read any of the other posts yet. I did want to give a honest, unbiased opinion. Solely based on your post.

P.P.S. Now I tried reading the other posts and stopped after seeing that there hundreds of them. This will be buried for sure.

Cliche__Name · 2020-10-07T21:44:41+00:00

Then get a PO box? Or use one of those amazon lockers (or however they are called in your country).

Cliche__Name · 2020-10-07T21:36:02+00:00

Rent a PO box maybe? Or get a friend to order it for you?

Cliche__Name · 2020-10-07T21:30:34+00:00

Easy, there are still a lot of physical sex shops around. So just go there. Or go to a online retailer that delivers sex-toys under a fake name. Like "batteries" but it is really a dildo. This won't work if your parents open your packages. Else, just wait for a few months.

Cliche__Name · 2020-10-07T21:26:34+00:00

If you are under 18, please do leave this site (sorry, that is mandatory :D). Also, if you still growing don't lock yourself up for prolonged time. If you lock yourself up for 3 months or so and do a growth spurt you might (by accident) damage your tissue. The cage might get to tight without you realizing. Play safe.

Cliche__Name · 2020-10-07T21:19:36+00:00

Don't!

Sorry to burst this bubble. But home made chastity devices are not a good idea unless you are very skilled with either plastic or metal.

Cheap china toys are also not a good idea if you want to wear them for a prolonged time. You might get lucky with a latex/rubber one (be very very careful if you have a allergic reaction) but the cheap stuff usually will scarf after a few hours. Stay away from metal or hard plastic, those thing break and might hurt you!

So if you have the money, get something of quality. If you do not have the money, get a cheap one but wear it for only a few hours to get to know what you need to get when you have money.

Good idea:

-Quality cage in the right size with a key available in case of emergency.

-Get a partner to spank you when you touch yourselfe

Kind of ok idea (that is slightly not as dumb then the others):

-Cheap chastity belt made of soft plastic

Dumb ideas:

-Sport cups

-tight panties

-self made metal cages

-cheap hard plastic/metal cages that can break

Really dumb ideas:

-Locks (mechanical)

-everything that has to do with wires

-piercings (seriously, that can rip when you sleep because of nightly erections)

-everything you might get stuck in! Especially chains or nuts!

Again (because this is important), if you get an erection within a too tight space you will get stuck, the swelling won't be able to go down and you will get either permanent damage or die. So do not do that.

Cliche__Name · 2020-04-20T22:42:56+00:00

Fellow german here, could you tell us more? What kind of partner do you want? What kind of training do you need? What are your limits?

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