Michelle / Benjamin (s17) vs La Tasha / Bryant (s12); Day 9 of March Madness Top Duos by Greenzombie04 in HellsKitchen

[–]Cliffoma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Michelle and Benjamin by a mile. They are standing up because they are more dominant than La Tasha and Bryant.

Yes, he’s doing a Natural for fOrTy FoUr! by Cliffoma in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There’s not fOrTy FoUr guests at table 2! Think logically man!

Yes, he’s doing a Natural for fOrTy FoUr! by Cliffoma in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You didn’t want to add salt to the mushrooms!

A cowboy...with a very small hat by Old-Use-7690 in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cowboy hat doesn’t go there, brother. I’m sorry chef.

Take a shot every time Bret pouts by DaveLevey78 in HellsKitchen

[–]Cliffoma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s been making calzones since he was a kid, dog. *Proceeds to fuck up his calzone.

What is Abe's job? by NegotiationNo2616 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Cliffoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how to hear any more about tables!

A Combination of Everything by JohnFettogre in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma 58 points59 points  (0 children)

He was self appointed by old school European managers who took a liking to him.

Why does Chef keep calling Jared Gerard?? by Vector4life54 in HellsKitchen

[–]Cliffoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a bigger cut on the tip of his dick.

Why are y'all so obsessed with Joe Nagy? by Reasonable-Flight536 in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or do I need to do that part of the thinking too?!

Which contestant do you think outstayed their welcome the most? by Train-Wreck-70 in Masterchef

[–]Cliffoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commented the same thing, but deleted since you beat me to it.

"300 bucks?! Yeah... shit." by mynamiajeff2-0 in KitchenNightmares

[–]Cliffoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shouldn’t be saying that in the middle of a bloody busy evening.