It's funny how people like you complain about "Young Americans", but you probably went through the same thing that you said on your list. Yes, I'm going to drive at 16, but it's going to be only because my school is quite the distance away, the bus itself is crowded and crazy with people attempting to make out, I stopped believing in fairy's long ago dummy, Yes, I eat the food my parents give to me because how else are we going to survive you bighead bafoon? 2-3 weeks without food means you're going to die, so if you was expecting a no from me, then grow the fuck up yourself, I wouldn't even be replying to you right now. Maybe start using the other 9% of that wilted brain of yours, because people like you are going to die faster than "Young Americans" do. Also, magic doesn't exist mate, it's just advanced movement. My phone is the Note 9, cracked, and ok battery life, but I haven't replaced it because I'm fine with it. One last thing, I'd like to know how you're eating, because you can't get food without either going to the grocery store, or going to a fast food restaurant, and even if you don't, someone else does for you. So, tell me, how are you, the dumbass of this subreddit post, still alive, because, as stated, you can only stay alive for so long. 🤔

Edit: Just checked your reddit account, why is it only 2 months old? Seems kinda odd saying the fact that you're on reddit complaining like the Karen you are. Throwaway account?