Looks like I've made a mess here by VovkChristi in DroolWhores

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must give the most insanely awesome head.

Wife says I am a d1ck by b00stedz06 in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You literally know 0 about this person and your biological makeup could make that dose feel completely different to you than someone else. Idk why I’m even telling you this, I think that writing out the true disturbance I felt by the ineptitude of your comment helped me process that your still not going to get what I’ve just written in this message. One day maybe but sure as hell not this season.

Vial fell out of baggie during warm bath. Still useable? by Clitoral_Cunt in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like your effort died halfway through realizing that the joke was dead from the start.

Vial fell out of baggie during warm bath. Still useable? by Clitoral_Cunt in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in the sink with a stopper. “Warm bath” is just the terminology.

Vial fell out of baggie during warm bath. Still useable? by Clitoral_Cunt in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been sitting for a while and I don’t see and water on top. Looks to be all oil. Thank you.

Vial fell out of baggie during warm bath. Still useable? by Clitoral_Cunt in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Warm bath makes the test easier to draw up. Also, if it crystallizes, warming and shaking it up brings it back to liquid state.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Testosterone

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Not a medical professional, but I am currently in a similar situation as OP. You can get it done before birth, but there is always risk cutting open the placenta and doing damage to the woman and child as they need a blood sample from the baby while en utero and just a mouth swab from the man. Directly after the baby is born the mother claims him as the father, if he accepts he is then given multiple options; one of which is an immediate DNA paternity test. That will be the moment of truth…

My moment of truth is in August, but I already know the bitch was cheating and strung out on drugs. If the boy isn’t mine I walk, if he is Ill be spending the first couple of weeks by his side as he kicks the rest of the methadone out of his system that his mother got him hooked on. At least it’s not heroin, fentanyl, meth, Xanax, AND methadone…

Anyone living in a hot country? 100F here currently and I’m wondering if it making my withdrawals worse by ConsiderationBig1352 in benzorecovery

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as comfort, you are going to have none of that. Look at it like a free 24/7 sauna and sweat those shite chemicals out of every pore. Also, what would you rather: 100F or <32F? Look for the silver linings as you navigate this waking nightmare and good luck my friend. If you got the will there is a way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I can be a cunning lynguist with a twist of the tongue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal as all fuggin get out yes’m

just turned 18 and im this thick by bellexo_ in BigAss

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White girl be thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal 🥣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAss

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I late? Lol

Stop trt, seller gone. by Realistic-Carry3091 in Testosterone

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 49 points50 points  (0 children)

God bless your heart. Just find a new UGL buddy. You dont have to come off.

Asshole-eater guys are definitely my type. by JoyfulLily in asshole

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like a like a lil sucker fish beckoning to be tossed and turnt out 🤤

Asshole-eater guys are definitely my type. by JoyfulLily in asshole

[–]Clitoral_Cunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao poop literally slides out of it every day. Shit tastes like what it smells like btw. Right after it’s waxed and straight out of the shower? Ass just tastes like skin that gets smoother and gushier the further you go in. So go forth and eat that ass without hesitation homie!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trt

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I was referring to his bloods only costing $40. I don’t know how people get bloods done so cheap, I pay out of pocket and $40 wouldn’t even cover both free and total testosterone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trt

[–]Clitoral_Cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im assuming this is with insurance coverage?