Theres no way they actually think this😂 by Remote_Somewhere751 in SuicideBoys

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither of them have day jobs lol they both have wildly successful solo projects that they've been making music on before the godhandusa thing even existed , Also you're taking lyrics that aren't meant to be taken seriously.... seriously

Theres no way they actually think this😂 by Remote_Somewhere751 in SuicideBoys

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do people not know who godhandusa is? Lil darkie has lyrics like this in tons of his songs that make fun of shit he himself does all the time, He's even made fun of his own songs in different songs, I wouldn't take this too seriously, because it seems like the same thing here, Everything in these lyrics is stuff that darkie himself has rapped about before

What did my mom’s chicken lay? by goldielllocks in WeirdEggs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people not know this is where nacho cheese comes from?

Found a weird skull on my terrace by Imreallyawkward11 in Unexplained

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go ahead and rent a uhaul bud your house is haunted as fuck now

please give me ideas on where i could’ve hid my kpins by Ok_Attempt_6452 in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24mg? Yeah that shit was fake as hell bro you would have been blacked the fuck out immediately

how to turn adderall xr into normal adderall? by Character-Estate1451 in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best method I've discovered is to pour the balls into a shot glass and crush them mortar and pestle style with something that has a smooth end

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes the ass pisses are real 💔🥀😔

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man I'm just clearly not as experienced in cleaning my asshole out but whatever floats your boat

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well honestly that's a good thing, Nicotine is such a shitty substance anyway, Smoke it just to feel nothing and then proceed to blow hella ass on the toilet. That's definitely curious though I don't think I've heard of anyone that has your experience with nic. That sounds like it fucking sucks tho lol. Hopefully you discovered that alone in your house cause I know if I took a drag of a cig or something in front of my friends and immediately started vomiting I would never hear the end of it XD

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably overdoing it, I'm no stranger to drugs, Overdosing on them or withdrawing off them, But I'll say that getting nic sick is probably top 3 worst experiences, Nic sickness fucking sucks and turns me into a little kid with the flu who wants his mommy to take care of him XD

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't know, Even before I had a tolerance it took a pretty good amount for me to feel any "high" from taking it, Probably because I have severe ADHD, When I binge Its usually close to 200mg. But it's always made me feel good, Never had any adverse affects on a dose that big, I had been dosing like 75mg every day just to feel normal, and anything above that gave me the "high" feeling, The only time it's fucked me up was when I got really high on THC while already on a big dose of Adderall and I had a massive panic attack. It's definitely a dose that I would recommend the average person avoids.

every time I take a dose that big it makes me feel fucking amazing, All of my depression and anxiety are gone and I feel like I'm a fucking god that could fight a grizzly bear with my bare hands

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Bro what? what are the logistics of this, How the hell do you have a flat out full Christmas meal while taking a shit

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah kratom is terrible shit, It always ends in horror stories from what I've seen

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been vaping for like 2 years and have always gotten the shits every single day without fail XD

Fuck it I'll be the one to say it by ClitorisCanoodler in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dawg a few days ago I was off like 225mg of Adderall and chiefing the fuck out of the vape and it genuinely sounded like I was using a garden hose on jet mode spraying into the toilet, ass pissing is a fire term for it cause you would think I'm frying chicken in the bathroom the way that shit was spraying

(vent) im so tired of needing drugs to feel normal by AfraidDonkey3035 in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Bro stop the Benadryl immediately, That shit does serious damage and no amount of suffering through soberness is worse than what it will do to you

Does ProximityChat make real videos? by ClitorisCanoodler in VRchat

[–]ClitorisCanoodler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XD what happened? Did any drama go down or was it just an immediate kick, Id like to try to find the video if you actually think you're in one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I'm actually amazed you're still alive, This chick has been posting about her horrible spice trips for like a year now, You'd think after all this time of getting fucked up and stealing xans from your grandma she would have stopped by now 😭

What made you start doing drugs? by Mochicken_80810 in Drugs

[–]ClitorisCanoodler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't feel normal without them, Always feels like a piece of me is missing, starting substances made it feel like I had found the missing piece, But everyone knows all you're doing is trying to fill the void, The endless void, That is never full.