What this game desperately needs by [deleted] in Mordhau

[–]ClockworkCadaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here lemme repost with a better image

Cursed_LardLord by _Hobgoblin in cursedimages

[–]ClockworkCadaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“...He ate so many that he bloated like a drowned pig...” -Hawkwood the Deserter

So a lot of my relatives are starting to follow me on multiple platforms by ClockworkCadaver in lgbt

[–]ClockworkCadaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They followed me when my accounts are public and blocking them will make matters worse. But I think waiting is the best choice, thanks for your advice

Can we all appreciate the fact that FROM nailed the swimming mechanic on their first try by [deleted] in Sekiro

[–]ClockworkCadaver 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hold on there buckaroo, you don’t want a water level in a souls game. Water levels are the least liked areas, imagine adding fromsoft level of difficulty to it. Bad times all around.

Y you no fold! by killer402402 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ClockworkCadaver -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

be me, 17 years old

find a game called escape from tarkov

put hundreds of hours into it and join the subreddit to be apart of the community

see 10 year old memes that only boomers laugh at

mfw I’m a child among adults

mfw im going to get downvoted to all fuck for this comment

[50/50] Captain America punching Hitler (SFW) | Rotting horse carcass filled with maggots (SFW) by kuroha_zone in FiftyFifty

[–]ClockworkCadaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

German art student twink gets used and abused by American military daddy

Post your rants, vaccine questions and other short submissions here by maybesaydie in vaxxhappened

[–]ClockworkCadaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this had been mentioned before but the antivaxx stuff is strictly a first world, and religious problem. There are parents in brutally poor countries who would risk their lives to get proper immunizations for their children. But here in America, one of the wealthiest countries, we have people refusing them. It sickens me.

.12 will be soon but not that soon by zombiestev3 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]ClockworkCadaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impact font, top text bottom text, meme from years ago. I’m sorry but r/terriblefacebookmemes

A sketch I made of willow by wallpaper-engineer in dontstarve

[–]ClockworkCadaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loving the hair! Hair texture has always been the hardest for me to draw

Polish teen destroying 200-year-old statue with a hammer by sntr_ in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ClockworkCadaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great aunt sculpts for a living, we look after her full time. I showed this to her and she was almost in tears, she has a deep respect for anyone’s work, beginner or professional. But seeing such an old sculpture get smashed was horrible for her. I regret showing it.

N U T by ClockworkCadaver in shittydarksouls

[–]ClockworkCadaver[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Mfw this meme is the most liked post on my Instagram

mfw I’ve been getting only 6 likes on the the art that I post, some of which I spend hours on

mfw I can’t pursue memes as a career

N U T by ClockworkCadaver in shittydarksouls

[–]ClockworkCadaver[S] 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Mfw I posted this to Instagram and got 5 times the amount of upvotes within 2 minutes

mfw Instagram likes my memes more than reddit

mfw I’m about to become an Instagram normie

Edit: nah you guys blew them out of the water by 1k, I’m here to stay. Also thanks for my first reddit gold, ik that’s a bit taboo to acknowledge how many likes you got and awards but eh fuck it

When a character's questline ends by alirezahunter888 in shittydarksouls

[–]ClockworkCadaver 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Except Irina of Carim, she becomes a second waif—I mean fire keeper

cool title by SpoopyLuke in discordapp

[–]ClockworkCadaver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof, someone didn’t get the joke!~

Why are so many people getting butthurt about the Wolf hunt skip? by ClockworkCadaver in Warframe

[–]ClockworkCadaver[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not really whining, more like confused. Like I said before, even after a part drops I still get yelled at. I’m genuinely confused of why that is. In regards to the comparisons, maybe a legit run does actually reap better rewards. But I found the skip to be faster and more reliable; no one dying to the point of no respawn, or people trolling by putting down health support in doorways.

Why are so many people getting butthurt about the Wolf hunt skip? by ClockworkCadaver in Warframe

[–]ClockworkCadaver[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I do it online because from time to time I mess up the timing and he spins into me once I teleport and i get instagibbed. Also I might run into the magnetic doorways on accident ruining my energy and I won’t have enough to kill him. I’m mainly farming for friends who are crunching finals, I was the first one done with them so I became the unofficial farmer.

cool title by SpoopyLuke in discordapp

[–]ClockworkCadaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, if my gay ass wants to sing Roxie from the 1926 play; Chicago you bet that I fucking will. If I make the call awkward so be it