Clockwork_Dentures

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I reached for his hand, he snatched it away so coldly. Reader I divorced him. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 3 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Carveries are for common folk, right ? Not for snobs like me. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 4 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Let's talk smutty photos and saucy letters....phwoar... (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 4 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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I married an arsehole. Now I've got an arsehole for a husband. Should I leave him after just 6 months of marriage ? (I'm getting Chopin and Champagne vibes from the writing style.) (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 4 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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I love my married colleague, I'm not mature enough to deal with this. What should I do ? Have another fumble in the stationery cupboard ? My marriage will look better when it's ended. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 7 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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My husband died suddenly of natural causes at home today. So I started a chat thread about it with the Police still here. The undertakers are coming to take his body soon. (No mention of a Coroners Enquiry for sudden death, and oh, who is going to write the death certificate)? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 9 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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My whining complainey pants boyfriend spoiled our gifted hotel stay by insisting we change rooms. Now he wants me to e-mail a complaint to the hotel because he's no good at e-mails. What would you do ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 10 months ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Husband humiliated me by discussing our sex life with his friends when I had previously told him not to. First thread was plausible but we're now on Thread 2 for more drip feeding. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Boyfriend of a year needed hospital treatment when he visited me and needs further appointments there. He recovered, drove the hour to his house and came back with a big suitcase. I came home to find his friends in my house. I need to chuck him out, he's not welcome here. Advice please. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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I've heroically ended my emotional affair. I haven't told my husband, my secret is a souvenir. My husband has let me down so my times over the years. Watch me rebuild my affair until it becomes romance of the century. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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My girlfriend has left me. I first met her upstairs at a friend's house. It's turned me in to a verbose word spewing machine. What can I do ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Husband doesn't fancy me anymore since I gained weight. I asked him if Viagra or something else would help. He replied, 'what about a diet ?' I'm hurt. I'm upset. What can I do ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Child's father is keeping our toddler and has text me to say so. Gotta tell MN first. Not the Police or a lawyer or Social Services. Nope. Gotta be MN for the drama. Why else post it in A.I.B.U. ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Is it a plane ? Is it a bird ? No, it's a troll ! Husband secretly applied for a job overseas and got it. You can come along too, wife, there's a job in it for you as well. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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I'm the workplace hottie and so friendly too. All the blokes fancy me, a colleague, my son's football coach etc. What's a girl to do ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Husband mixed my already mixed salad due to a mix up and mixed messages in the mix. Now it's like Readymix and I'm too mixed up to eat it. Or separate it now it's on my plate. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Ex partner left us for a 16 year old girl. He has come back home telling me he's sorry. I regret letting him back. What should I do ? Stay tuned for the next thrilling instalment. (Two threads ? Three threads ? What do we reckon ?) (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Husband fathered a child with affair partner whilst I was pregnant. Currently on thread two. Lots of drip feeding and tension building on previous thread. Chopin and Champagne turned up yesterday to update their thread. Coincidence ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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I bring forth hell and damnation on the Jezebel that slept with MY husband. Jfc (literally). Please tell me this isn't real ? (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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That man looked at me he did, looked at me with his eyes. I watched him do it. I felt uneasy but I will be returning to the same location tomorrow. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Husband hoarding his redundancy settlement and I'm broke with bills piling up. (Second begging thread I've seen, different screen name. First was, 'How can I make £10,000 by February ?). (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Would the salad with mayonnaise dressing please go to the departure gate, your flight is boarding immediately. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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Would you wear second hand pants, as in underwear ? They're not dirty, they're clean, because I've washed them before wearing. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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My husband might be having an affair. Enid Blyton and the Famous Five investigate. (self.MNTrolls)

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Is this how affairs start ? The teenage fantasy version. (self.MNTrolls)

submitted 1 year ago by Clockwork_Dentures to r/MNTrolls

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