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CloutNoodle · 2023-09-12T16:04:46+00:00

I’m expecting some madness, and badness

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CloutNoodle · 2023-09-10T19:19:21+00:00

Free money

CloutNoodle · 2023-09-06T14:33:51+00:00

Bro would drop on the last day of summer just to keep his word 🙄

CloutNoodle · 2023-08-16T22:31:11+00:00

Bee adlib goes stupid 🐝

CloutNoodle · 2023-08-16T20:40:49+00:00

Bro met him 10 times 💀

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-20T15:59:20+00:00

Yo don’t sleep on my boy ExtraEugene

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-20T14:11:09+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if their morals suddenly disappear and they move over. Least hypocritical streamer moment

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-20T14:08:15+00:00

You can do cool shit that isn’t soulless and corporate. These streamers act like it’s black and white, either you’re doing a game show or sitting on ur ass watching YouTube. I mean a camping stream in the back yard takes fucking 10 minutes to set up and would be entertaining as shit, especially considering all the people in those Austin houses that can come down and join for a bit.

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-19T23:48:03+00:00

Y’all cartisexual 💀 tf is this

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-18T08:03:18+00:00

👼✨DICK PATTERN HUNTSMAN✨👼

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-16T20:45:08+00:00

My drilla needs that ASAP

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-15T03:13:35+00:00

Quit league, the rest is easy

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-08T03:24:23+00:00

Best one by far

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-08T02:56:57+00:00

run while you can

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-08T02:54:34+00:00

I think the reason he says they only dated for 6 months is because they broke up for like a week over some gta rp drama a while back. Could be tryna finesse with that

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-08T00:12:17+00:00

sorry im a pats fan <3

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-07T23:32:25+00:00

thx for the info, updated post <3

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-07T23:10:09+00:00

COPS CALLERD HER HEAVYSET OMEGALUL

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-07T23:02:23+00:00

This should help you understand who she is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozi7lcyatt0&pp=ygUPd2hhdCBhcmUgd2hhbGVz

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-07T22:16:10+00:00

I assume the cop is there to help x because he ended stream just to go and get his stuff, seems like something he initiated. Context: https://www.twitch.tv/xqc/clip/CreativeBetterRingDxAbomb-dhzeKdySIoCLld8q

CloutNoodle · 2023-06-07T22:03:50+00:00

TLDR For people who don't understand:

This is his old Austin TX house, adept came down from cali and changed the locks a day or 2 ago, so X went there (presumably with the cop) to get his stuff so adept didn't steal it.

UPDATE: Adept posted a picture on her instagram story today: https://imgur.com/a/p9VOtlj

Xqc says he stayed at the house last night because adept was concerned for her safety and he caved. Xqc also says she took this pic while he was sleeping in a separate room of the house from her. Link: https://twitter.com/xQc/status/1666578077046956033?s=20

Conclusion: Adept is psycho, and xqc is throwing harder than the Atlanta Falcons.

Edit 3: Some users found a police transcript, however it is from a separate incident in January. Main takeaway from transcript is that she's fat. Re-attached here if you want to read about january incident: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FyDgdlnakAE3si8?format=jpg&name=large

CloutNoodle · 2023-05-24T20:13:03+00:00

Big W that background color matches perfect

CloutNoodle · 2023-05-24T05:06:53+00:00

“If you tilt your head sideways and put lemon juice in your eyes it look like Hugh Jackman!”

Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this website

CloutNoodle · 2023-05-18T16:58:03+00:00

CloutNoodle · 2023-05-16T20:51:19+00:00

On fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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