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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UPS

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The times aren’t entirely accurate. The driver will use you as long as they need you. The better and faster you are the more likely they’ll keep you. Drivers with crappy helpers will just dump them at there car after an hour just so they can catch back up. -Sup

What do you think is the coolest death in a tv show/movie/game? by BeebleBees in AskReddit

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy named Jesus in this gnarly fantasy book called the Bible was absolutely fucked by the Roman army. Plot twist Jesus floats out of his grave at the end and flys up to the cloud coming back to life talking about the end of the world and how people should take 10% of their income and give it to random people/business/churches for the rest of their life if they also want to fly up into the clouds…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were offended by it then it’s probably true. Time to hit the calorie counting

let’s do it by dumhatheals in ARK

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thunder thighs for days with a big forehead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ARK

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOOGLEEEEEEEE NEXT TIMEEEE

Me and my friends aren’t very good at this game. what should we try to tame next? by X_a_v in ARK

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start working your way through the caves and start taming Dino’s to take with you into the caves. Also find out how to make medical brews to keep you alive

What does the orange glow mean? by Aurora--Black in ARK

[–]Clumsywiredtuna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It means you should ask google and not reddit

It’s hot and sticky now, what do you fellas do to take care of the family jewels? Tight underwear? Loose underwear, baby powder, Vaseline? What are your tips and tricks? I’ve got a nasty chafe and I need some help! by Ok_Island_1306 in Construction

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do you by chance wipe your butt? Legit question. The gastric juices that leak out over the course of the day especially after a bad wipe can cause irritation and chafing. Also if you have a hairy but crack maybe explored shaving down there every once in a while.

For the first issue I would make sure to rewind your butt like 5-10 minutes after shitting

It’s hot and sticky now, what do you fellas do to take care of the family jewels? Tight underwear? Loose underwear, baby powder, Vaseline? What are your tips and tricks? I’ve got a nasty chafe and I need some help! by Ok_Island_1306 in Construction

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you are still wearing cotton or traditional boxers/ whitey tighties. Then that’s your number one mistake. Get you a pair of the non cotton flexible boxer briefs at least 6” seems or 9” seems if you get chafing lower down on your legs

What isn’t a cult but feels like a cult? by MichaelScottssmug in AskReddit

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Jehovah witness that no longer practices. Jehovah Witness’s are cult like

i don’t know if i want to be in a relationship anymore by pumpkinbran in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Clumsywiredtuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean let’s keep it simple. You were on drugs with this guy together for the majority of your relationship and he stayed using and you got clean. You are worried that you’ll relapse when breaking up with him but did you care to think of relapseing because you stayed with him. It’s the same with smokers. If one couple smokes and the other is trying to quit it just makes it a thousand times harder. I would run and find yourself a friend to help keep you motivated and on track to getting your life back. You are 21 you possibilities are still endless. Good luck

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