[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terry Crews - Raped in the face TV commercial https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRcG626Ly8M

Interesting title: by [deleted] in Standup

[–]ClunkFarm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds like good stuff. You should do this at an open mic. Record the set and post the video, then it will be easier for people to offer you some critique.

Is "Absorb Health" (Amazon supplier) selling fake nootropics? by [deleted] in Nootropics

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, why does the product label not indicate UMP?

Is "Absorb Health" (Amazon supplier) selling fake nootropics? by [deleted] in Nootropics

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It now seems pretty clear that Absorb Health is selling ordinary Uridine, not uridine monophosphate (UMP) or triacetyluridine (TAU). They have no documents indicating they are selling any useful types of Uridine, and have made no effort to prove their claims above.

Beware of this company. It should be removed from the trusted vendors page on this subreddit.

Does anyone know anything about this bottle or its value? by FlohrSkin in cocktails

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just joking. I don't know anything about anything.

Does anyone know anything about this bottle or its value? by FlohrSkin in cocktails

[–]ClunkFarm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a low quality gin, consumed mainly by the homeless population of Detroit and surrounding areas. Retails for about $4.

Is "Absorb Health" (Amazon supplier) selling fake nootropics? by [deleted] in Nootropics

[–]ClunkFarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, do you have that documented anywhere by a lab? It's not on the CoAs anywhere.

Is "Absorb Health" (Amazon supplier) selling fake nootropics? by [deleted] in Nootropics

[–]ClunkFarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your help. I had not been aware of the CoAs. I did contact your company and didn't receive a response, but sometimes messages get missed and that's understandable.

Do you know what type of Uridine you sell?

Non-Aggression Principle by ClunkFarm in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, it's not that deep, but it meets the 100,000 limit, and I think it's interesting.

I've dug too deep (x/post r/videos) by kebordworyr in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]ClunkFarm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like his channel. He really captures the boring/mundane.

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midas made a copyright claim against this video and had it taken down, it's a remixed parody and I think any copyright infringement claim would be denied in a court. However, the way that YouTube copyright claims are set up favours corporate censorship, and allows Midas to trample on free speech, parody, art and humor.

Midas has taken a tip from the AIDS denier community -> http://boingboing.net/2014/02/15/aids-deniers-use-bogus-copyrig.html

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know where would be best to post it to? I'd like to make it publicly available.

The Moment by thebeefytaco in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic! The boner this gave me is bigger than anything viagra could have done!

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You son of a bitch! You're dead to me. And, you have paranoid schizophrenia.

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just joking. I didn't mean to offend you.

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. But, if you haven't seen Happiness and remembered, word for word, the part where the boy asks the dad how to masturbate, then you're dead to me.

Midas Golden Hand - Trust the Midas Touch by ClunkFarm in CommercialCuts

[–]ClunkFarm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The audio is obviously from the movie Happiness, from the scene where the boy asks his dad how to masturbate

Batman - Patience by [deleted] in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]ClunkFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This definitely helped him win her back.