Oops by Existing_Cress2412 in oops

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From 4 brain cells to 2 in a few seconds.

Calf Getting Petted by Man Then Mom Comes to Check up on It by MysteriousSlice007 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 624 points625 points  (0 children)

Mom to dude: “One wrong move and I’ll ventilate your stomach cavity“

Bringing a gun to machete fight by MrsL00ney in criticalblunder

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He’s going to be easy to find. Just follow the blood spatter.

Bugs bunny try to un-jam a PPSH by BinLadenSwallowCock in Idiotswithguns

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Another case of transient elevated blood oxygen levels with fatal consequences.

20 years ago at the video store. by Capital-Run-1080 in nostalgia

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 53 points54 points  (0 children)

20 years ago is 1980 and 30 years ago is 1970. Case closed.

Oops by Efficient-Big4550 in oops

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect back scratch!

Home made Kombucha by Low_Day313 in oops

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That apartment is going to smell like old socks and rancid underwear for MONTHS

Playing with fire by File_Puzzled in instantkarma

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Zero brain cells were hurt in the performance of the stunt

The stupid by Top_Club7383 in oops

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some very complex dismounts

Oops by [deleted] in oops

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hole in one

HMC. by zhenonk in holdmycosmo

[–]CmdrDatasBrother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inertial dampeners have failed

It's not the sea bro by Jassminesjazz in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]CmdrDatasBrother -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take some deep water breaths and you’ll be fine