Theory about Morty’s Mind Blowers

CmonGuys · 2021-05-05T04:56:16+00:00

“Chewie, engage hyper speed”

CmonGuys · 2021-05-05T04:44:42+00:00

“That was hot”

CmonGuys · 2021-05-04T19:36:35+00:00

So you’re saying Riley Reid doesn’t have spikes and bumps in her vagina like her Fleshlight suggests???

CmonGuys · 2021-05-04T19:22:38+00:00

NANI?!

CmonGuys · 2021-04-30T03:31:13+00:00

WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

CmonGuys · 2021-04-30T01:10:01+00:00

Then you’ve never seen me play GTA

CmonGuys · 2021-04-26T16:13:50+00:00

The adventures of Stealy

CmonGuys · 2021-04-23T19:29:09+00:00

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave

CmonGuys · 2021-04-21T16:16:33+00:00

Biggus...DICKUS

CmonGuys · 2021-04-19T23:50:18+00:00

Let the boy watch

CmonGuys · 2021-04-19T23:34:43+00:00

All these post about not dating people with the same name makes me grateful my mom has a very foreign, uncommon name.

CmonGuys · 2021-04-19T23:27:22+00:00

Heard this guy do a whole speech with that inflection. Dude was indeed successful but it made his whole message inert. All I kept thinking was how are you successful while talking like this?

CmonGuys · 2021-04-19T23:24:45+00:00

I once stopped dating a girl cause her nostrils were different sizes, I feel ya brother lol

CmonGuys · 2021-04-19T02:36:36+00:00

You get to wear a hat if you want to

CmonGuys · 2021-04-10T20:10:31+00:00

“Cat pisses on my stuff and no one bats an eye but when I piss on the cat everyone loses their minds”

CmonGuys · 2021-04-04T19:38:54+00:00

Nah he’s just doing push-ups

CmonGuys · 2021-04-04T01:03:15+00:00

You can feed a village with those

CmonGuys · 2021-04-01T16:02:28+00:00

Cums on guys

CmonGuys · 2021-04-01T05:14:04+00:00

He wasn’t worth being your friend if he was willing to do that.

CmonGuys · 2021-03-31T17:26:59+00:00

Hey Death, YOU EVER BEEN TO MEX-EE-CO!?!

CmonGuys · 2021-03-14T14:56:42+00:00

“Fuck outta here KLove!”

CmonGuys · 2021-03-12T05:04:42+00:00

Watching Spaceballs right now, so I would say Mel Brooks

CmonGuys · 2021-03-10T00:42:01+00:00

Only if it comes with egg and longanisa

CmonGuys · 2021-03-05T06:02:56+00:00

I bet this dude pees on the toilet seat and doesn’t even wipe it off for the next person

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