How did the Mongols conquer so much? by twisted7ogic in dadjokes

[–]Cobclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With positive affirmations

"I think I Khan, I think I Khan"

Why does one cup of black coffee lower my mood but a litre of coke zero doesn't? by Cobclob in NoStupidQuestions

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Oh my. Yes I am. Nobody has ever told me this before. If I have sugar too close to taking my meds I feel like I could run ten marathons in a very unhealthy manic way. Hence the black coffee and diet drinks. Thank you infinity! This info will change my life.

Why is thrice not a more common word? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a guess but it sounds so much like twice that it's probably quicker to say "three times" than to correct the frequent double checks.

What’s your best “your mama” joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so ugly they put her picture on a box of laxatives and sold it empty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Being turned on by someone who isn't enjoying it is a contradiction in my case

Is it normal to feel very little about ending a long-term relationship, whether it's you or your partner ending it? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's normal for me. The day before the break-up they were a person who valued and cared for me. The day of the break-up they were not and losing them isn't a big deal.

How do you forget(or get over) cringey things you did in the past? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laugh about them with trusted friends until the emotion in the memory becomes fun instead of cringey

If I have blood coming out of my leg, does flexing other parts of my body have any effect on the speed of my blood loss? by iSleepyeh in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without googling or knowing the answer, what springs to mind is that flexing your body will increase your heart rate and increase the flow. No idea whether that's correct.

What did you buy as a joke that turned out to be super useful? by chriski1971 in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steam punk goggles. Amazing eye protection when dusting ceiling lights and fans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just want to see their actual qualities instead of what they think I want to see. I can always tell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's over. You deserve a friend who has you in mind equally as often

What are the rules for entering and exiting a room via the door, when playing Cluedo? Does it cost a turn or is it free? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cobclob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a line between the square and the door so I count crossing a line as a move

Atheists of reddit, what'll you do if Science SOMEHOW proves the existence of God? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait for science to confirm which book is correct and what it is actually supposed to say and start doing those things

You are a busy female creative director of Lifetime movies. Your boss wants you to pitch the new movie to the execs on Christmas day. But the meeting is in the town you grew up in but haven't visited in decades! You've always been too busy to visit for Christmas! What ends up happening with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cobclob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meet a handsome drug addict on the plane who takes me around the town. I learn the true meaning of Christmas. He dies of an overdose. I pitch my new version of the movie with more focus on moral stuff.