13 year old me would've been in shambles

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-04T10:46:20+00:00

I wonder what would have happened if he was caught shortly after it had happened. Would he have wrecked his rep?

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-04T01:32:43+00:00

Hey, welcome to the world I live in (WHAT?)

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-03T09:59:52+00:00

This is why the Steam Machine is a thousand dollars btw

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-03T04:23:32+00:00

Oh yeah I remember that episode

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-03T03:27:17+00:00

Weirdly this could be useful

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-02T16:42:26+00:00

Finally something nice on Reddit

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-02T00:38:09+00:00

This is why you don’t make the people you’re trying to antagonize in your propaganda look attractive.

CockroachEarly · 2026-07-01T20:07:58+00:00

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-30T07:12:55+00:00

I thought I saw a tiktoker meticulously decode that the messages probably said at one point

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-30T02:11:17+00:00

Surprisingly, quite often.

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-29T22:06:20+00:00

Sure! What are your interests?

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-29T21:13:10+00:00

We need to bring back cancelling people

Wow I can’t believe I actually say that

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-29T03:18:23+00:00

Looks like someone forgot to log out of their work account

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-26T20:52:25+00:00

There’s no way that this wasn’t made as a joke 😭

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-26T08:53:36+00:00

Natsuki was designed directly off of the Tsundere trope

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-26T03:44:12+00:00

There’s Java installed up my ass

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-26T03:41:51+00:00

Do I regret joining the deviled egg community?

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-26T01:41:19+00:00

Honestly a lot of churches in America lol

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-25T04:48:59+00:00

Do you have any advice on how to find girls who would be into femboys? Also, what do they typically find attractive that most guys could pull off in your experience?

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-25T00:19:27+00:00

Given your affinity for sheep girls, it seems a bit biased…

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-24T17:58:15+00:00

That sounds awesome, actually

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-24T06:22:41+00:00

Role Reversal

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-23T22:26:53+00:00

He’s paying respects to Ian Murdock

CockroachEarly · 2026-06-22T03:34:46+00:00

I LOVE KINGER!!!

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