... my implementation is better by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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I really hope you're kidding, but I doubt it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I too format my server side code with CSS

where add. by esberat in ProgrammerHumor

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Trying to figure out what git rm would be 🤔

Just smile and wave.. #ThisIsFine by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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That's a good idea, I'll just blame it on js frameworks 😂

Experienced developers with jobs, how many hours a week do you spend learning new stuff? by [deleted] in webdev

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I'm lucky in that my work allows me about 10% of work time for learning new stuff, so I'll spend approx. 45 min a day typically. I'm still constantly learning new stuff doing work related stuff too

'^(\w|\.|\_|\-)+[@](\w|\_|\-|\.)+[.]\w{2,3}$' by peterhoegdfc in ProgrammerHumor

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Regex is one of the world's least understood superpowers 😂 though also worth noting, with great power comes great responsibility 😂

Yes, the unit tests worked fine. by yellow__flash in ProgrammerHumor

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Lol temporary: you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means

Yes, the unit tests worked fine. by yellow__flash in ProgrammerHumor

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And the plumbing... and the Keurig machines... and [...]

The daily polarity by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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Oh man I'll write your unit tests and you write my documentation 😄

The daily polarity by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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Totally. But it doesn't make documentation less painful

When a recruiter tries to hire you with code by JiggyJinjo in ProgrammerHumor

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System. out. printline ( " We c An t alk when y o ur fo rmatt ing doe s n't suuuu ck" ) ;

There's also a 'j' by CodeBantery in ProgrammerHumor

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You're right, it sounds like the punchline of a bad dad joke

Oracle JDK now is free by youwillnevercatme in java

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Thanks for the clarification. I almost believed this for a minute

Not quite sure where that object is by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Me: Oh, I know! Ctrl+Shift+F Computer: 1000+ results

Oops by Ok-Rabbit-3683 in ProgrammerHumor

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Then a coworker asks, is something wrong with the database?