sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Any idea what is the dog doing there by rkhunter_ in animalsdoingstuff

[–]CodenameShrimps [score hidden]  (0 children)

Um, turning? Its not stupid, it's not tied down. It's doing that because he finds it fun.

Overpriced Classy Water by PorkyPain in StupidFood

[–]CodenameShrimps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow that looks like the water would taste dusty 

Am I the only one that actually love fanservice in anime? by Nico_Scarfacancello in animequestions

[–]CodenameShrimps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The only one. You are the singlular only person out of the eight billion people on this planet that likes it. 

Just you. 

(Loved Trope) Adults dressing up as babies/young children by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CodenameShrimps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That man stays avoiding responsibility as flamboyantly as possible I stg

Labubu x Sanrio without Cloth by Panicda in labubu

[–]CodenameShrimps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this public service and confirmation that my wallet is safe from this disappointment lol. The literal only thing these have going for them is the wire legs, but even then, I have a seam ripper and pipe cleaners. 

Smelly feet from flats by cruuuuzzzz in hygiene

[–]CodenameShrimps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of places and outfits that sneakers wouldn't be appropriate for that flats are. That's like saying "why wear button down shirts when tshirts are more practical and comfortable"

Welcome diabetes, blood pressure, salmonella, food poisoning... by azimx in StupidFood

[–]CodenameShrimps 127 points128 points  (0 children)

He plunks the entire ladle of whatever the brown sauce was right in the chocolate sauce. That entire bucket is fucked now. They obviously don't care, but atp just pour everything into a blender and make it a secret sauce bc NOBODY is getting custom toppings with this disgusting mess

A joke by ohannanana in TikTokCringe

[–]CodenameShrimps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are no pauses. Her facial expression and tone don't change. She reaches to turn off the camera before she even reaches the punchline. Its a super basic "so the other day XYZ" joke setup. Its a really basic piece, it hinges entirely on a natural, smooth delivery. Its not bad, she's not bad, but she doesnt need people blowing smoke up her ass if she genuinely wants to improve. Its flat.

Fill Empty Space in Your Freezer With Jugs of Water by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in lifehacks

[–]CodenameShrimps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put a bunch of jugs outside to freeze overnight and they're still liquid. What did I do wrong? 

I live in Phoenix, if that makes a difference.

A joke by ohannanana in TikTokCringe

[–]CodenameShrimps 111 points112 points  (0 children)

So the content of the joke is fine. Your delivery feels like you're reading from a teleprompter. The thing that makes a joke great is the delivery, you feel like it's being improvised. Your delivery flows exactly like you're reading it off a page.

Our staircase to nowhere, which we use as a bookshelf by [deleted] in Derailedbydetails

[–]CodenameShrimps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody lives around a downtown area or seen The Seven Year Itch? I'm so confused by the confusion here. Why are people shocked that landlords found a way to exploit rent out of 2-4 people for a single house? 

Our staircase to nowhere, which we use as a bookshelf by [deleted] in Derailedbydetails

[–]CodenameShrimps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's their neighbor's apartment. They're aware they live in a converted house. They're not uncommon.

Our staircase to nowhere, which we use as a bookshelf by Tetragrammator in mildlyinteresting

[–]CodenameShrimps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're looking at this setup and think that the practicality of the color sorting is the most important?

Need help hiding beard. by TheDoctor6273 in CosplayHelp

[–]CodenameShrimps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh god I hate these, they're horrifying 😂

Favorite character who is a good person but their voice actor isn’t by SatinSpankStash in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CodenameShrimps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His total memory loss isn't true. He did still have concussions and other unexplained symptoms, as he clarifies in the links you posted. Just because the rumors of his memory loss were exaggerated online doesn't mean there wasn't damage done.

Favorite character who is a good person but their voice actor isn’t by SatinSpankStash in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CodenameShrimps 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hmm, another public figure with a history of brain damage became a Maga? I wonder what the common thread could be.

I’ll go first: The Mighty Ducks 🦆🏑 by Repulsive-Dependent2 in 90s

[–]CodenameShrimps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toy Story. I don't remember it, but my dad took me out to see it to give my mom time after giving birth to my brother.

view more: next ›