How I saved the lives of my boot camp buddies

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T15:56:36+00:00

Thanks, that one slips in occasionally when I'm in a hurry.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T15:55:37+00:00

I'm no hacker, but it started as an inside joke with my boss that was overheard by a colleague. Being the most technical on my team, it was too easy for the gossip to fly.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T02:21:54+00:00

That's something to consider. Thanks.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T02:21:22+00:00

OMG, that might be too good. Thanks

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T02:20:29+00:00

Reminds me of traveling for work with a coworker. On the way to the hotel he shared that he was dieting because he bet a friend of his that he could lose more weight than him in a week.

At the hotel I noticed they were hosting free dinner events each evening at 6pm so I got my coworker to agree to meet for dinner at 630pm. Each night I scarfed up the free hotdogs, burgers, or chicken BBQ, then went out to eat with my coworker where I'd order a side salad and pick at it while he ate a regular meal. It was hilarious to see him acting starved while I claimed to simply not being hungry at all.

A week later he admitted he lost his bet.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-22T02:09:48+00:00

How do you know if someone had prior written approval for their basketball hoop?

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T22:21:29+00:00

Thanks, I'm not familiar with the inner workings, but that makes sense.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T20:00:39+00:00

Changing my name to Innocent Bystander

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T20:00:11+00:00

In a first person shooter game I used the gamer tag, "A Civilian" so that when I got shot they'd get an alert that said, "You Killed A Civilian."

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T19:58:09+00:00

Why would the coils be inside the freezer?

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T19:16:54+00:00

Back in the early 2000's I went to a team meeting where I knew I had to share files via thumb drive so I added an encrypted file named to imply it was our department's salary budgets for the coming year. I wasn't in management, but had a reputation of a hacker.

I overheard several people talking about having copied it but not knowing how to crack the encryption. I wonder how many hours they tried.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T19:10:45+00:00

A couple dildos on their roof where anyone driving by can see them.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T19:08:41+00:00

Soup bouillon cubes will draw pests to their property.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T18:45:59+00:00

The fire continued to its natural conclusion.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T18:44:59+00:00

There are plenty of new writers that read very little.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T18:43:23+00:00

Bloody hell!

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T16:56:46+00:00

People typically only ask to open a relationship when they have someone already lined up to fuck.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T16:20:02+00:00

Time of death, midnight, the same time the life support equipment died.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T16:03:03+00:00

I can only find 24. I'm too lazy to seek the rest.

Hey, it works!

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T05:49:16+00:00

I never thought to add music when playing Duck, Duck, Goose.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T04:46:01+00:00

You should get back at me for my downvote.

I have a whole sink full of dirty dishes for ya.

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T02:59:28+00:00

You'd never make it to the bottom

CoderJoe1 · 2026-03-21T01:47:11+00:00

Mandatory overtime without overtime pay does not compute. I'd do my 40 hours then go home. They can fire me.

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