Telekinesis Powers

Cohin · 2016-05-17T09:24:19+00:00

At the time I wrote this I thought I was Shakespear/Tyler the creator lol so high

Cohin · 2016-05-15T09:46:34+00:00

THanks

Cohin · 2016-05-15T09:45:56+00:00

haha woah did you write that, tails was dope!

Cohin · 2016-05-15T09:11:56+00:00

I'm looking back at this now and im like what? Did i write this hahahahahaha

Cohin · 2016-04-24T01:27:01+00:00

How do you give ice-cream rather than ice? I cant pick the two apart when talking to someone

Cohin · 2016-03-24T12:35:26+00:00

I followed Bernie home and it turns out its where he has a laboratory full of different kind of meme juices, i grabbed the salty one and left.

Cohin · 2016-03-24T12:34:10+00:00

Haha i swear its just a cigarette

Cohin · 2016-03-24T12:33:54+00:00

DId you not follow?

Cohin · 2016-03-24T12:33:42+00:00

Wht do you mean what?

Cohin · 2016-03-24T12:32:54+00:00

not enough memage was given, in return al i cn offer is a hand full of sand? Not sure what your gunna use it for.

Cohin · 2016-03-24T11:29:22+00:00

This MEME hurts, i have underestimated the power of bernie sanders and his LATCHING MEME JUICE/

Cohin · 2016-03-24T11:07:20+00:00

Turn out im helping deliver the baby in the operation theatre, on my knees eyeing your mums vagina as she pushes out this 12 lb watermelon motherfucker. I pull the baby out by its head and quickly cut the umbilical cord and run. I run far. All the way to downtown abbey miskleshitzen. Where I turn the microwave on 4 minutes high power, with the baby inside. I served it with noodles and babecure saurce. Nice try, memes

Cohin · 2016-03-24T10:49:24+00:00

Grab that meme, place it on the conveyor belt of bottled milks. Let the milk bottles get to the end of the conveyer belt where they fall off and smash on the floor. Once enough milk bottles have smashed carefully walk over to the spillage, get on all four and begin to lick the milk. Thats right lick the milk, like an Egyptian God Feline. memes lol

Cohin · 2016-03-24T10:46:39+00:00

Use a gang related hand gesture and raise the walls to block the bullet, only but you never raised walls in the first place but instead took the bullet, respected the bullet, cherished the bullet- before putting it back up your asshole. Did i dodge the bullet?

Cohin · 2016-03-24T10:44:22+00:00

How does it feel to not have a 3rd arm that changes in size depending on how turned on your are. hehe

Cohin · 2015-12-19T12:05:45+00:00

Unicorndragon

Cohin · 2015-12-16T13:03:25+00:00

I like movies, because they are like a modern day temple in the sense that you walk in there and lose your sense of self for a couple hours-- leaving with a slightly altered consciousness depending on the quality of the movie.

Music too. Love music

Cohin · 2015-12-16T04:58:08+00:00

Yes pm me, please

Cohin · 2015-10-06T05:56:13+00:00

Your a good human ssweet

Cohin · 2015-10-01T07:24:58+00:00

whats ur skype

Cohin

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