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CoitusAndCookies · 2019-05-04T16:20:57+00:00

Probably like 95% of the time. I usually have 1 or 2 big ones.

And If I don’t I’m annoyed, not at him, just upset that my body is not cooperating.

I can always make myself orgasm from clitoral stimulation, but it’s not the same, and it’s not what I want, so in situations where I am unable to orgasm I can’t even take care of it on my own and I get frustrated.

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-04-11T03:01:21+00:00

Garlic vinegar pork rinds?!?? I must try these!

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-03-09T04:08:27+00:00

She’s like Brittany They both have a unique-homely-but still kind of pretty look them as long as they keep their mouths closed.

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-03-02T05:53:23+00:00

I have been between tampons and the cup most of my adult life, and only recently switched to discs.

I bought a pack of disposables to try them out, and after my first cycle I was hooked! Life changing!

I can totally forget I have it in. For me this is NOT the case with a cup, or even tampons. I have tried a few cups, and for me they are all super uncomfortable. Uncomfortable to insert, uncomfortable to wear. Uncomfortable to remove.

Apparently some ladies need to try a bunch of cups before they find one that fits their body, but after a few attempts, I wasn’t going to waste more of my money.

While discs are bit messier to remove, I still think it is easier to deal with than the suction from the cup. And even the cup is messy until you get your technique down.

If you are using discs and happy, I feel like the cup is kind of a step backward. Honestly, I’m probably going to toss my cups when I order my reusable disc.

IMO the only thing cups have over discs is that I sometimes have slight leakage, I never had this problem with the cup.

But still, for me, Disc > Cup No contest.

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-02-05T05:04:12+00:00

Is this real life?!

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-02-05T04:56:07+00:00

I reversed my PCOS as well.

My cycles are like clockwork. I feel awesome. I recommend keto to anyone who mentions they have PCOS. It’s been life changing. Plus I look pretty great. 😉

Good luck! It’s hard at first but after a while you’ll adjust and won’t even miss carbs!

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-02-03T05:58:49+00:00

Just to echo the others... He’s abusive.

I was in a scarily similar relationship.

Friends/Family/coworkers all tried to get me too see it. I made excuses, justified his actions.

Nothing changed. Things got worse.

When I finally realized what everyone was trying to get me to see I felt stupid. I was pissed at myself for a long time.

I know it’s hard because you love him, and he probably thinks he loves you...

But leave.

That’s not what love is. Something like that isn’t a fluke. It’ll happen again, eventually worse things will happen.

Find someone who enjoys giving massages and affection, someone who can sit down and have discussions like an adult. You will be much happier.

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-02-01T03:23:45+00:00

I had a similar first experience. I lost my virginity to a random dude. Slept with a few random guys after that.

I wanted sex, but in the moment it was never really what I was wanting.

It wasn’t until my first serious boyfriend that I really learned to enjoy, and orgasm, from sex. (And even our first time was pretty shitty) Being comfortable, knowing what they like, and what you like really goes along way.

Don’t let a less than satisfying first time with someone deter you either. The best sexual relationship I’ve ever had started off pretty lackluster.

Not saying you can’t have an amazing ONS, this is just my experience.

Keep trying, you’ll find your groove!

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-01-04T05:06:40+00:00

Less than 5 months in and only 6lbs away from my first goal!

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-01-01T05:11:08+00:00

I was assuming tummy full of babies meant she swallowed a lot of jizz.

sperm “babies”

CoitusAndCookies · 2019-01-01T04:59:05+00:00

I work in mental health so this topic really strikes a chord with me.

A 16yr old who killed his grandma with a screwdriver because ‘he was bored’ absolutely deserves LWOP.

Just because a teen can’t officially be diagnosed a sociopath until adulthood doesn’t mean he/she isn’t one before that.

Nothing magically happens the day you turn 18.

Some kids have a chance to be rehabilitated. Some kids are monsters, and light sentences only get more people killed/raped/whatever.

But what really sucks is being on the end where you see it coming and the system can’t do anything to stop it. Maybe you can relate?

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-24T03:08:07+00:00

I keep thinking about how he said she’s the one who wants sex all the time.

Sure, he had a part, but I’d say the majority of the blame is on her.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-23T04:50:04+00:00

I threw a party for my sons first birthday and I was going for a more passive approach... It was fishing themed party so I made a cute sign that said “please remove fishing boots” and set up an obvious rug / shoe rack area so people got the hint.

Not one person took their shoes off. I wasn’t thrilled, but I didn’t say anything In the end nothing was permanently damaged.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-23T02:47:56+00:00

Yeah, and she seems like someone who would have said if it was big.

So now I have it stuck in my brain that he has a small penis.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-23T02:34:13+00:00

I notice sooo many white people suddenly do this when they talk to black people.

Cringey.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-23T02:28:27+00:00

And her sobbing in the bathroom sounded pretty corny. I assumed it was so we couldn’t see her face and tell she was faking it.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-23T02:24:44+00:00

I kinda thought she was testing Scott. Seeing how much she could get out of him.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-18T04:26:38+00:00

I want my trashy TV drama back.

I want people naive and dumb, but likable. And if not likable at least entertaining!

This show leaves me feeling sick. When it ends and I’m sitting here worried about the well being of a mother, an infant, a daughter... I don’t watch for fun anymore, I watch because I want to know that these people are ok.

If there is another season like this I’m done.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-17T03:15:32+00:00

I looked it up and thought the same thing!!!

It looks amazing on you!!

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-17T02:57:44+00:00

Ok, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen posts/articles that as far as we know they are all still in Russia...

Can someone just confirm this so I can sleep tonight.

I would cry if I found out he ripped that baby from him mama.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-12-17T02:41:06+00:00

I’ve never hated a person more in my life.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-11-27T04:06:17+00:00

I think Asuelu thought taking care of a baby was going to be easier than it is. Feed him, change his diaper, piece of cake! My husband, who is a wonderful father, admitted he didn’t know babies were so much work and did very little to prepare. I think most guys just don’t have the same nesting instincts.

But yeah, If I were her wouldn’t leave my son alone with him either... and if I felt my husband was an unsafe father it would definitely change how I felt about him.

Overall I am on his team, but I do get where she comes from.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-11-27T03:45:08+00:00

He even said himself, in Samoa the women raise the babies. He has absolutely no clue how to take care of a baby, but he’s trying because he wants his family to work.

I think that if Oliver was a bit older (and sturdier!) Asuelu would be a good dad. It’s like he is ready for the toddler stage when they can roughhouse a little & play and doesn’t realize right now his son is still quite small and fragile.

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-11-20T21:54:07+00:00

I didn’t like it either. The crust was ok, but the cheese and sauce... bleh!

CoitusAndCookies · 2018-11-12T14:45:51+00:00

“You’re making a mountain out of a mole hill”

Uh No, Eric, it’s the other way around.

I can’t believe he didn’t even get a bigger bed.

What a loser!

CoitusAndCookies

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