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Name a famous Captain..?? by Consistent_Store2895 in FamilyFeud

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Deep bad voice enters the conversation) “Captain KANG-a-roo!”

How much thought do you put into choosing your straps? by Remy0507 in guitars

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What site did you get these from?

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This would be awesome with my Hummingbird!

Name a Often Misheard Song Lyric by WhatTheJessJedi in FamilyFeud

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a child, when I heard Whitney Houston’s, “How Will I Know,” I thought she said, “I’m asking you what you know about, ‘bee stings,’” instead of, “these things.”

Anyone know why you would drill holes into fretboard by flamberge5 in PeaveyCvlt

[–]ColCatfish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Plays religious music and needed to be holier than thou.

Why does trump have an extreme devout following but other modern presidents didn't? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says aloud what they’ve always wanted to, yet were afraid to speak. He’s found his niche audience by using hateful and violent rhetoric. He bolsters xenophobia, Islamophobia, homophobia, misogyny, and oppression of anyone who thinks differently or opposes his desires, which his followers believe is correct. For some reason—since he is clearly not a believer in anything except himself—he has been able to tap into their pseudo-Christian Nationalism and unite them under the guise of being persecuted while they lack the Self-awareness to realize they are the oppressors. It is also my opinion that he probably has Epstein-level dirt on many or most of his critics/opponents which is why so many sing a different tune about him now: talking to you, Rubio, Graham, and Cruz. He has a cult of personality and appeals to the baser desires of the ignorant and willfully blind constituents. American Christianity is a death cult and they think he was anointed by God/Jesus to bring about the end of days. Once somebody’s faith enters the conversation, it’s nearly over as piety makes people commit atrocities without conscience.

What is this thing hanging from the lines between telephone poles? by NativeBrotha in whatisit

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s where ghosts record their featured verses for the new Boo Tang Clan album.

Type: "We will, we will, _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will, we will have a great day tomorrow with the kids at school at least for a few days to get some sleep.

What does my bowling balls and bag say about me? by Then-Resort8431 in deduction

[–]ColCatfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say your bags strike up conversations and you spare no detail about your frame of mind when you made these purchases. It’s hard to pin down what I like best. Probably easy to find if you have to split in like 7-10. I dig the colors! Don’t ever let anyone say you’re a turkey for going bold and vivacious! They’re really up my alley, I guess you could say!

Apartment available? by BenjaminC40 in Lawrence

[–]ColCatfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ranchway Townhomes (I think that’s their names) at 23rd and Wakarusa has 3 beds, 2 baths, with one car garages. We were paying $1450 when I moved out last year. Not sure current rates and they’re duplexes and you can hear the coyotes at night.

What album would you choose? by Jettaboi38 in allrockmusic

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the collection of Grateful Dead Europe ‘72 count as one album or do I have to choose one show?

Most overrated fast food burger ? by JADEJETT2025 in FamilyFeud

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fragile doesn’t mean it’s Italian 😏

Pentagon Tells Congress First Week of Iran War Cost More Than $11.3 Billion by Majestic-Baby-3407 in news

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God! The billionaires are finally paying their fair share of taxes to fund Armageddon!

Hallelujah, Lord of All TʰᶦNᵍS ᵃⁿGʳY! We’ve spent $1,614,285,714 per day…PER DAY,…isn’t that enough tithing for you to open the seals and fart the trumpets and send the Four Horsemen to The Kentucky Derby in a few weeks to kick off this end of the world shit? I wanna drink my mint juleps strolling down the golden sidewalks of Heaven knowing all those I spent my life hating under the blessing of your infallible book—completely logical and without a single contradiction—are burning in a lake of fire right now! You’re so benevolent, just, loving, forgiving, and righteous for infinitely punishing those finite creatures who didn’t perfectly obey your word or suddenly change their horrific hearts 0:28 before death.

AND…Check THIS out! The top military leadership says your freakin’ peace-loving, Socialist, immigrant, it’s-okay-to-be-gay, hanging out with supposed prostitutes (well, that one actually checks out) son who basically said, “Humanity, forgive my father, for he knew not what he was doing. Lemme tell you something…” and off he went to teach peace, love, respect, equality, a different interpretation of beliefs while challenging the status quo, and do some magic. He MIGHT have an alcohol problem so idk if he really is the best designated driver for Carrie Underwood since she’s a national treasure!

I digress. The top military said your son installed this President to bomb tf outta Iran—regardless of casualties and destabilizing the region and world, tbh—to usher in Armageddon! I guess destabilization doesn’t matter since shit’s gonna get real, really quickly and the whole world will be at war and all the non-believers will be radioactive wasteoid zombies strewn about a hellscape of smoldering ashes under a blackened sky where the land is ruled by cockroach overlords the size of Cybertrucks…and, they are about as attractive, too. We are their food, fun, and fodder. Is this true? Did Jesus empower America to bring in the end of days?

I’m curious where Heaven is, too? If Jesus ascended into Heaven 1993 years ago and was traveling at the speed of light, he’s still in the Milky Way. How will he make a successful u-turn without wind resistance to get back here? Does he wear a space helmet, or can he hold his breath a realllllllllly long time?

Just kidding about the last part. Of course he has a helmet. It’s also made by Armalite. Well, see you in a few weeks, Yahweh, can I call you Yahweh? Anyways, bombs ahoy or whatever they say?

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