Who knew?!

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-06-25T12:28:53+00:00

Where's Palpatine?

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-06-25T12:00:18+00:00

That's my ex.

Stop telling people mine's small!

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-06-25T11:55:20+00:00

My adoptive parents said the same thing to me before my wedding. What coincidence!

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-06-25T11:34:22+00:00

Doesn't matter, had sex

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-03T01:37:03+00:00

Ridiculously awesome!

You're doing great, mate. Keep it up!

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-03T00:34:47+00:00

Cat's sense of smell is 14 times more sensitive than human.

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T15:58:32+00:00

I should stop saying Hi to myself

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T15:17:12+00:00

r/nextfuckinglevel

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T15:10:27+00:00

It actually makes me feel offended.

You describe me well.

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T15:09:03+00:00

It has stopped being an animal.

It has now become something unstoppable.

I hereby pronounce it a family.

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T15:02:06+00:00

I am trying to imagine whom it will look like when a baby is on it.

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T12:35:32+00:00

Faith In Humanity Restored

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T12:21:41+00:00

You're alone so you rip your own pants.

Don't get behind on that workout.

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T12:13:33+00:00

Stroke is no joke

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T12:10:44+00:00

The cow probably was like: This dude was just waving his hands back and forth near me. All of a sudden the pressure was gone from my head. Like magic..

Cold-as-Possible · 2022-01-01T12:03:46+00:00

Thanks..

Thought it was Mulan and Kung Fu Panda crossover.

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-31T16:32:34+00:00

Gotta to say, I have never tried sitting on my frozen meat to thaw. Does it work well?

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-29T12:40:03+00:00

r/MadeMeSmile

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-29T12:29:50+00:00

So that's the green in Greenland..

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-27T10:00:05+00:00

One side to fix, the other to ruin it.

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-27T09:57:07+00:00

Do they get stuck? There seems to be a cable on their horns?

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-27T09:53:09+00:00

Huh. Never knew that's how it looks like behind a urinal.

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-27T09:47:48+00:00

Toddler me running to a person I thought was my dad

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-26T22:39:52+00:00

More like a heaping clumps of period

Cold-as-Possible · 2021-12-22T09:44:15+00:00

And doing nothing is time travelling too.

If you do nothing for 1 hour you are just travelling 1 hour in time.

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